I misplaced my gay agenda

[motely36]

can someone tell me what I am supposed to be doing today?

[MN ChimpH8R]

1. Did you look under the couch cushions?

:shrug:

[motely36]

13. found some change,

but nothing else

[auntAgonist]

2. Live Love Laugh and be happy :)

sounds good to me.

:hi:

[motely36]

15. that will sure piss them off!

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

3. Give me your fax number, I'll fax you my copy.

;)

Today, we go to kindergartens to train little boys how to play with dolls. :hi:

[motely36]

9. William wants a doll, william wants a doll

Do anyone remember free to be you and me?

[no name no slogan]

19. best. school-related movie. EVER.

it got me to play with dolls (er, "action figures") and i'm not even gay! :D

[terrya]

4. Destroying the sancitity of marriage. It's Friday, after all.

Or is it "recruitment day" today? I get them mixed up.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

8. Thursday is DSM day, Friday is for Recruitment

all the drunken straight boys wandering the streets tonight :evilgrin:

[sui generis]

11. I thought today was "flaunt your lifestyle day"

I even came to work all dressed up. Don't tell me it's not Thursday. :(

[terrya]

16. See, this is why we need a weekly calendar.

Now I'm confused. :cry:

Love the outfit, btw. :-)

[motely36]

17. well, you guys are no help!

:crazy:

[jonnyblitz]

5. I keep mine right here..

next to the hookah..

[Misunderestimator]

12. LOL!

:rofl:

That made me spit water all over my copy.

[jonnyblitz]

18. sorry

I am having an awesome day , I just can't help myself.:P :smoke: :hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Converting Republican sons and daughters to homosexuality.

I was under the impression that was the one and only goal of your agenda. Is that not the case after all? Is Rick Santorum lying to me? :shrug:

[pdx_prog]

7. You have to convert 3 unsuspecting

white middle class teenage boys to homosexuality. Ever since Will and Grace's ratings took a nose dive we are under quota....:)

:sarcasm:

[WeRQ4U]

10. Destroy marriages, be promiscuous, design living rooms, dress nicely...

Duh!

P.S. Rick's got a copy for $23.99

[meegbear]

14. It's FAB-U-LOUS FRIDAY! deary ...

just spruce yourself up, pop a Xanax, make yourself a Cosmo and just look DAH-LINNG!

[XNASA]

20. I think it's under that stack of Bronski Beat CD's.

[LostinVA]

21. I found mine -- today I'm supposed to be luring Kate Winslet

away from her husband Sam Mendes. I am trying to destroy the sanctity of transatlantic marriages now...

[bertha katzenengel]

22. DUDE! GET TO THE PARK! You were supposed to be there by 2!

Your in-the-bushes-activity shift ran from 2 - 6 today! You are soooo busted....

[yellowcanine]

23. It is your turn to recruit at the local High School isn't it?