Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

What will Ari the liar do after he retires from Lying?

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 03:43 PM
Original message
Poll question: What will Ari the liar do after he retires from Lying?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 03:46 PM
Response to Original message
1. Ari will be the Tommy Flanagan Professor of Lying!
Yeah...that's it...that's the ticket. He'll teach with his wife, Morgan Fairchild.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. Will he have smarmy comercials on cable TV?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 04:00 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. Like Tony Robbins?
For just $19.95 you, yes YOU, can learn to lie from the MASTER!!! But wait, there's more...

:puke:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 04:02 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. we will also include the Ginsu knife and
the handy dandy apple peeler
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 04:31 PM
Response to Reply #1
7. The class is called Prevarication
and it's taught at law schools everywhere!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 03:47 PM
Response to Original message
2. He and Randy Tate are forming a support group for
Conservative idiots who went bald before they were 30.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 03:58 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. bald Democratic men are sexy
Ari, however looks like he ran into the anvil face first.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri May 03rd 2024, 10:08 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC