PICK ONE: Sex, A Backstratch, Or Deep Body Massage....

[arwalden]

... and only one. Which would you rather spend an hour receiving?

I'll choose the massage, thank you.

-- Allen

[Birthmark]

1. Gotta go with...

...SEX!!!

[arwalden]

3. You horndog... we are not surprised ;-)

And who would have GUESSED that you would be FIRST to reply, you rascal. (Snicker!)

-- Allen

[ronnykmarshall]

26. I'll second that.

Gimme sex!

[zbird]

2. Much to my dh's chagrin, a deep body massage! n/t

[Aristus]

4. What are you? Crazy, arwalden?

Sex, of course. The other two are just extras.

[arwalden]

6. But I Can Have Sex With Myself... It's difficult to massage or scratch...

... my own back. I can have sexual fantasies... but I've never been able to fantasize about a GREAT massage and have it still have the same effect as a REAL massage.

But that's just me. I'm weird.

-- Allen

[Aristus]

7. I can scratch my own back hugged up against the wall like a bear.

Sex with myself is nice. Sex with my wife is out of this world. And now I've said too much. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

5. Deep-body sex

Out-of-body sex would be even more better.....

[kalian]

8. What type of sex...?

:spank:

[arwalden]

9. Inny Ting Joo Want! --- Any ting!

Me love you long time.

[stlsaxman]

10. Sex is interactive...

much better than the other two choices. Unless of course the other two lead to sex! ;)

[arwalden]

11. Interactive? It IS? REALLY?

I wish I had known that sooner. I just figured that they ALL just LAYED THERE like a bump on a long.

-- Allen

[shance]

12. Good sex is***

:)

[dawg]

22. bump on a "long"

Freudian slip there, eh?

[Pastiche423]

13. SEX!

[Hell Hath No Fury]

14. Massage, massage, massage!

I am a massage whore! If I could have one every morning I think I would be a different person. I think the whole planet needs to start the day off with a wonderful massage. (sigh)

Wanna piss me off? Try to use a massage to have sex with me. Grrrr.

As for back scratches -- I used to spend evey evening when I was a little girl sitting across my Mom's lap getting the most wonderful back scratches. Can't get them anymore though -- I have hives so any scratching will raise welts right away. Though one fun cocktail paryt side effect is I can write weird things on my skin and have them appear just like Regan in "The Exorcist"!

As for sex...hell, these days I'd just as soon have a really good pizza...

[Nay]

20. Yes, HHNF, a massage hands down!!

NOTHING feels as good as a decent massage. And I also hate those guys who see a massage as a (quick) prelude to sex. Hate it. Give me my massage and forget about the sex!

[Dulcinea]

39. These days, the massage.

I'm 5 months pregnant.

[Interrobang]

15. Sex...with my favourite masseur!

Only he could make it last for an hour and be really, really worth it. ;-)

[Kat45]

16. Definitely sex.

No contest.

[HEyHEY]

17. I've never "recieved" sex before

So, I'll try that!

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. No contest

Sex.

[thermodynamic]

19. I badly need them all, but if I had to choose...

sex.

Naturally! ;-)

[ibegurpard]

21. I would choose 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep...

...over any of those options.

[TXlib]

29. You sound like

my wife. :(

[DagmarK]

37. Hey TxLib......doesn't your wife post on DU?

Uh...with a husband who would say something like that, I can imagine he might not get lucky too often.

Do yourself a favor as well.......don't EVER go to the boss's house for a dinner party...cause you might say something so utterly offensive and degrading about your wife that the next time you are up for a promotion, you won't get it simply cause the guys making the decision will say, "he's good at what he does, but he's such a cad!" Believe it or not, most men hold their wives in the highest possible regard...to the point of idolatry. It's guys like you who miss the boat and think it's so funny to put their women down.

EDIT: hey, I am sorry about this post..I know you mean well...but GOSH txlib......do you see the contempt that is reeking from this simple, supposedly humorous/tragic, comment? golly gee dude!

[Habibi]

41. With all due respect

to long-term relationship stuff: if you can learn how to do massage, your wife-husband-partner will eventually want to jump your bones again. There is nothing, and I mean *nothing* like feeling cared for to make a person feel like doing "it". Trust me (an ex-massage therapist) on this. :D

[dawg]

23. I'd take the sex.

But I'd rather spend an hour doing the dishes with someone who loved me than any of the above with someone who did not.

[MissMillie]

24. The massage!!!!!!!

Besides, I have yet to meet a man who can go a full hour w/o stopping....

[catpower2000]

30. I didn't think they existed...

But I found out in the last 2 years--they DO, and it's FANTASTIC. My best wishes to you in finding one!! :toast:

Cat

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. How about a sexy massage?

It's just a matter of rubbing someone the right way...
:*

[TXlib]

27. Ooh, baby!

I need to be rubbed the right way, too!

[TXlib]

28. Sex. But depending on my mood, the massage.

But I also really like light caressing/stroking. Much lighter than scratching, it's the kind of touch that can almost feel like a breeze and raise goosebumps wherever applied.

[catpower2000]

31. Sex, but...

only with the right person. :) Sex for an hour with some people would be TORTURE.

Cat

[TEXASYANKEE]

32. No doubt about it.

Sex. (Although a good back scratch would also be nice.)

[ForrestGump]

33. The two sometimes go together

:-)

I think I've still got scars.....

[SmileyBoy]

34. Well GEE. I don't know. How bout SEX?????

:crazy:

[Stuckinthebush]

35. Oh, sex, definitely...

For an hour it can be slow and wonderful.

[FarLeftRage]

36. Sex...yes, of course

The other two are nice as well... Actually, it has been way too long... Oh well!!

[MaryBear]

38. With the right person,

I can turn a massage into sex, the best of two worlds. They're not mutually exclusive, you know, despite the artificial limitations attempted here. I'd have to go with the massage in general.

[greeneyedpookie]

40. SEX!!!!!!!!

I have been single for almost 6 years!!! An hour of sex would be soooo wonderful!!!!!

:bounce:

GEP

[nuxvomica]

42. Probably sex

I get a massage every 2-3 weeks and I find it a bit of a chore but I need the therapy. I take care of backscratches with this faux bamboo stick that has a plastic shoehorn on one end and a creepy plastic hand on the other, which is the part used for scratching.
So I'd have to say "sex" even though it requires considerable effort on my part.

[Amaya]

43. i'd have to say

a roll in the hay :hi:

[ForrestGump]

45. Trouble is that you get those bitsof straw

and 'hay dust' all over the butter, and then your roll's kinda inedible.

:-)

[lastliberalintexas]

44. My kingdom for a massage

A full body, deep tissue, knead you until you hurt massage! Pretty please?