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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:33 PM
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Lesbians are the new outdoor cats
You know, lesbians live much longer, more fulfilling lives if they're allowed to be indoors.
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:36 PM
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1. Also, indoor lesbians don't kill songbirds...
...or shit in the neighbor's garden.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:41 PM
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:42 PM
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3. Get back to work, Sen. Santorum
Why are you hanging out at DU when you should be lobbying to force women out of the workplace? :sarcasm:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:43 PM
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4. No! Lesbians should be given catnip and fancy pillows and sunlight...
...and lots of crinkly little toys to play with.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 03:56 PM
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5. Locking.
Lesbians are not house cats and may not enjoy being compared to them.
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