So, if MissHoneychurch wanted to commit a crime in the states

[khashka]

Where would she do it and what would it be?

Sorry, folks, sometimes I can't control myself.

Khash.

[MissHoneychurch]

1. I am honored

or shouldn't I? :dilemma:

[Wetzelbill]

2. Cut Bank, MT

She can kill a giant penguin for me! :)

[MissHoneychurch]

4. are you gonna help me?

you have to show me this penguin for example

[Wetzelbill]

9. The town's so small you'll practically run into it

But, I'll show it to you then make my getaway and find an alibi.

[MissHoneychurch]

12. and what about my alibi?

what kind of a friend are you?

[Wetzelbill]

14. Sometimes you just have to sacrifice for the greater good....

But I promise to bake you a cake with a chisel in it so you can bust out of jail. :)

[MissHoneychurch]

17. and what would be the greater good?

and I will be looking forward to the cake. Make it tasty :)

[Wetzelbill]

19. the greater good would be me saving my own ass....nt

[neweurope]

3. There is only one crime worth committing in the US these days...

-------------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[WCGreen]

5. Do it in Reno....

The cops there are just plain incompetent

[MissHoneychurch]

6. can I hide at your place afterward?

I hope Mrs WCGreen doesn't mind :)

[WCGreen]

7. I'll give her some knock out drops

While I sneak you in....

Then of course she will become fast friends with yo and there goes the fantasy... Giggle

[MissHoneychurch]

8. LOL

if she loves you she must be a woman I would like to be friend with.

[Wetzelbill]

10. well, you had the right idea anyway

[In_The_Wind]

11. she would commit the crime in Woodstock

drinking lots of and flashing the Main Street cop while

[MissHoneychurch]

13. with you as my companion

right?

[In_The_Wind]

15. no doubt about it

running amuck and giggling all the way

[MissHoneychurch]

16. I hope not over me

but with me :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

20. my friends and I walk side by side

together we stand
even if it's leaning against the nearest tree after 3 or 4

[MissHoneychurch]

21. I'm in

SLURRRRRRP

[Left_Winger]

28. Darf ich auch mitkommen?

Ich trinke nicht so viel (zwei Biere und ich bin ganz besoffen) und ich kann so schnell wie ein Hirsch laufen.

[MissHoneychurch]

29. now please in English

so that Joan can understand it also :D

[Left_Winger]

31. Ok, may I also tag along?

I don't drink very much (therefore I'm a cheap date, two beers and I'm wasted) and I can run like a deer!

[In_The_Wind]

49. The more the merrier

there's a rumor that The Dutch Tavern pours the best in town, come on along!

[In_The_Wind]

34. lookin good!

we'll put one of these behind your ear when head out partying

[Left_Winger]

36. Alrighty

Just put two beers in me and I'll do just about anything when it comes to razing 'the man'.

[In_The_Wind]

38. LOL

[Left_Winger]

39. Are you just trying to get me started?

:silly:

[In_The_Wind]

40. nope

just responding to your request for

[Left_Winger]

43. Okey-Dokey

Just the thought of running amok in Woodstock with y'all going through my head....

[In_The_Wind]

45. well .... here ya go then

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3587590

[Left_Winger]

18. I have some plutocratic neighbors who need to be bound, gagged and flogged

Do you think she would do this for me? I wonder what the fee would be?

[MissHoneychurch]

22. a DU meetup at your beach condo???

[Left_Winger]

24. Ummm. changing the topic, eh?

A DU meet up is within reason. Just give me enough time to plan ahead and how many to expect.

Now back to the crime I need committed... :evilgrin:

If you consider yourself a champion of the "little guy" who is being taken advantage of by people who can afford to pay their fair share of the common expenses but, are attempting to have others pay for it.

[MissHoneychurch]

26. darn, changing the subject didn't work

which other charm can I use? :dilemma:

[Left_Winger]

30. Well Bill told me you would be doing time after that

penguin job in Cut Back so I guess he can have the job. I bet his motto can be: Dirty Deeds Done Cheap ! :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

37. Cool! could i bring a keg?

i assume there would be someplace i could fill it, right?

[Left_Winger]

41. I guess so, I've never really looked.

The Red-neck Riviera is not too far away, so yeah, there's most likely a re-fill point in the vicinity.

I noticed you're in Minnesota, you do know that my beach place is in SC? That would be one heck of a road trip!

[no name no slogan]

44. s'aright. in flyover country, everything is a drive

i would gladly make the drive/flight/hot air balloon ride. i've never been to that part of the world and just about any excuse will do.

i didn't know they called SC the redneck riviera though.

i've heard it applied to the FL panhandle around Pensacola-- which is really more southern AL and MS than it is FL

[Left_Winger]

46. In SC we use the term in reference to Myrtle Beach

tacky... tacky... tacky...

I'm just glad there is a state park to prevent any further growth of this kind in our direction.

:hi: Howdy!

[Wetzelbill]

23. I can't sleep so maybe I can do that job for you since MHC will

be doing time in MT after killing that penguin.

[Left_Winger]

25. If you read that PM I sent you earlier today

you know to what I'm referring.

[Wetzelbill]

27. yeah I sent you a reply a little bit ago

I know exactly what you're referring too.

[Left_Winger]

32. Hmmmm.....

No "New Mail" flashing in the corner. Going to look at the inbox for a moment.

[Left_Winger]

33. Are you receiving a "New Mail" flashing in the corner yet?

Right on to both you and Joan!

[Wetzelbill]

42. yeah I got all your replies

I sent you one a bit ago.

[khashka]

47. I'll do it! I'm good at "bound/gagged/flogged" jobs.

A pro :)

And it's pro bono!

Khash.

[LynneSin]

35. Delaware hasn't had a good murder mystery since Tom Campano

and that college-couple from NJ that had a baby and tossed it in the Dumpster at a Days Inn in Delaware

[JimmyJazz]

48. Oh my - a total hottie lawyer worked on BOTH of those cases!

*swoon*