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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:13 PM
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Buying A Cow

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"





Here's an update for you

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage.









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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:15 PM
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1. That is an EXTREMELY fucking creepy picture.
Wow, It literally took my breath away.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:16 PM
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2. Ain't it though...?
I didn't find it, it arrived with the e-mail of the 'joke'
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:17 PM
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3. If *I* laugh this thread will turn into a flame war
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 05:31 PM
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4. Does anyone besides my Mother still say that?
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:05 PM
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5. That pig is freaking me out..
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:38 PM
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10. It freaked *me* out, too. In fact...what it really reminds me of...
...is the man-pig from "O Lucky Man!"
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 07:08 PM
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12. I haven't seen that movie
but now I am going to have to check it out.

Dee
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:07 PM
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6. I've often wondered if there was ever a time when people would buy a cow
just to get enough milk for personal use.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:08 PM
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7. I'm just wondering how Kemp's and Jimmy Dean fit in here
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 06:08 PM by jpgray
:dunce:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:15 PM
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8. That is a totally sexist post and demeaning to men!
It is pretty damned funny, though. ;-)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:32 PM
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9. You'd sell out the masculinist cause for a laugh?!
Edited on Fri Jul-29-05 06:32 PM by jpgray
Well, I would too I guess. If it were a particularly good laugh.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-29-05 06:41 PM
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11. Do I seem like a total ass who'd do that?
Yep, what the hell...

:shrug:
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