What's the stupidest GOP bumper sticker you ever saw?

[jurassicpork]

Here's one that I saw on (naturally) a pickup truck recnetly:

"9 out of 10 terrorists agree: Anyone but Bush!"

I guess bin laden and al Zarqawi weren't among those ten terrorists.

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com/

[deadparrot]

1. "In the event of rapture, this vehicle will become unmanned."

Spare me. :puke:

[GainesT1958]

10. "God said it; I believe it--that settles it."

On cars of those who never knew the real intent of God's Word in their lives--they were, of course, fundamentalists--the Great Un-enlightened. First cousins of Jerry, Ralph, Pat--and Osama.:mad:

B-)

[LeftyMom]

11. I saw one of those today on a Blazer

and told LeftyDad I need to add another sticker:

Before the rapture, please buy a car I want.

[Richardo]

28. That is hilarious, LeftyMom

:rofl:

[CatholicEdHead]

43. Saw that on a locksmith truck a few months back

I just rolled my eyes.

[Technowitch]

2. There's some guy around here with a Hummer...

...one of the completely tricked-out ones, with all the chrome and options, with two "Support Our Troops" magnets stuck on the back. Always takes up two slots in every parking lot, too.

It's almost like he's *trying* to be a parody of a knuckle-dragging right-winger.

I keep wanting to add another sticker that says, "Blood for Oil? As long as it isn't mine, you bet!"

[BlueJazz]

3. I saw one that I couldn't believe. >>>

"George Bush & God...Working together for America's Future"

:puke:

[dhinojosa]

4. I had a thread like this last week or so.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1946225

[JohnnyRingo]

5. "Farm And Ranch Team"

Always left my head shaking

[MN ChimpH8R]

20. Interesting acronym

F.A.R.T.

[JohnnyRingo]

39. Hahahaha...

I never noticed.


Thanx

[coloradodem2005]

6. I hear you there.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

7. "Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bush"

:grr::puke:

[Ready4Change]

9. Heheh, same here.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. I see that (c:

:hi: :toast: :woohoo: :pals:

I saw this bumper sticker before the 2004 election, even though its from Bush I

[Ready4Change]

8. Dont blame me. I voted for Bush.

I thought:

- The economy is doing great.

- The deficit is under control for the first time in over a decade.

- We've got a budget surplus coming.

- Our respect amongst the worlds nation is growing.

- We're making progress on social issues.

- The worst thing, the WORST thing, going on right now, is that after years of intensive, no holds barred investigation, is that we've learned the President had a consensual, adulterous affair.

Ok, I thought, I won't blame one bit of this one you, fella.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

34. Wait...

Wha? :shrug:

[Davis_X_Machina]

13. Top this one...

...I dare you: Link.

Note that discounts for your church group are available.

[jurassicpork]

18. Ladies and gentlemen....

...we have a winner!

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com

[Mutley]

19. Someone call 911!

I just had a heart attack!

:wow:

:crazy:

[dean_dem]

24. "Show your love for Bush, God, and the USA!"

All in one bumper sticker! How do they do it?
:rofl:

[Greylyn58]

21. That is totally disgusting

and makes me sick to my stomach!!! How can anyone truly make the connection between God and Bush.

Evil! Evil! Evil!

[miss_kitty]

29. one word...

oh Christ.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. "Bush/Cheney Farm & Ranch Team"

The worst (and very ironic) part of this was the fact that it was surrounded by bumper stickers of anti-establishment bands like The Clash and Fugazi. :wtf:

[friesianrider]

16. Seriously...WTF does THAT mean?

Farm and Ranch team...yeah, like * gives a flying fudge about any of you. What a bunch of friggin' morons.

[pinniped]

15. That stupid viva * bullshit.

All of their BS are BS anyways.

The funniest one I've seen is the "Asses of Evil" with pics of the three main turds.

[friesianrider]

17. "Keep Working - Millions on welfare depend on you!"

Maybe not GOP but still annoys the shit out of me. On the cars of good Christians, of course...

Now it's "Keep working - Halliburton depends on you for their rip-off no-bid contracts!"

[dean_dem]

22. "Conservatives think everyday is July 4th"

"Liberals think everyday is April 1st"

That's only second in "huh?" factor to:

"Annoy a liberal: work hard and smile."

[jmowreader]

45. You saw a misprinted one

The ones I've seen say "Conservatives think every day is July 4th, liberals think every day is April 15th."

Translation: conservatives love to be patriotic, liberals love to raise your taxes.

[SCDem]

23. GUNS the best Feminine Protection

:puke:

[nookiemonster]

25. Veterans For Bush.

WTF!

:wtf:

[sakabatou]

26. F the French sticker

[Richardo]

27. "9/11: Lest we Never Forget"

Real. And I saw more than one. :eyes:


Reminded me of Steve Allen's old bit: "Don't fail to miss this movie!" :rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

30. BUSH: Thank God!

:puke:

[Richardo]

31. Another one: "If you can read this, thank the doctor who didn't abort you"

Swear to God.

That is so idiotic in so many ways my brain hurts. Plus now I have to thank every doctor who was alive the nine months from February - November 1956. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

32. You know, there's an important lesson in that one.

Anit-choicers assume all pregnant women want abortions and it's up to those who know better, screaming protesters, doctors, the government to stop thier selfish impulses.

I've thought for a long time that one of the motivations of the anti-chioce crowd is a secret suspicion thier mothers didn't want them. Abortion is bad because if thier mothers had a choice, maybe they wouldn't exist.

After all, we certainly can't thank the mother who carried you around for nine uncomfortable months, pushed you out, fed you, clothed you and taught you how to read. Thank the doctor who didn't give her the abortion she probably didn't want and couldn't legally get anyhow.

[Xtreme]

33. "Bush/Cheney taking back AMERICA"

I pulled along side him and asked; "Just who are they taking america back from?"

He looked startled then understood what I was talking about his reply with a sheepesh grin; "Oh my daughter put that there."

LMAO

[jurassicpork]

35. Bush and Cheney Taking Back America:

It's a shame they and the 1% won't share any of it.

More like "Bush and Cheney Tackling America."

JP
http://jurassicpork.blogspot.com/

[SunDrop23]

36. Bush Cheney 2000

[Midlodemocrat]

37. W stands for Woman.

:puke:

[Montauk6]

38. I mean, once you see "Bush/Cheney '04"

What insanity/stupidity could even TOP that one?

[etch a sketch prez]

40. Here's one I saw near my apartment

"I am a survivor of the American Holocaust, born after January 22, 1973" and it was written on a Star of David. Vulgar in the extreme.

[TheMightyFavog]

41. I thought I saw somone here post a real bad one...

It was something like "Liberal Hunting Permit" or some shit like that.

[deadparrot]

42. Just wanted to dredge this thread up with a new one I saw today...

IRA: Undefeated Army

:wow:

Granted, support or non-support of the IRA doesn't necesssarily manifest itself in American politics, but this bumper sticker was accompanied by a "Proud Voter for George W. Bush," sticker, or something to that effect...those blue stickers with the red stripe across the top.

:puke:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

44. "W stands for 'Women'".

Seriously.