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rusty charly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:37 PM
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surgery
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:39 PM
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1. 3 and a quarter stars!
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lavenderdiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:41 PM
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2. I needed a laugh! Thanks...
:rofl: :spray:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:41 PM
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3. LOL! Thanks for the laugh. (nt)
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:57 PM
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4. Good one! Very funny, and it nearly could be true!
BTW, you might want to amend your thread title to indicate that this is a joke...I nearly passed it by...And I'm so glad I didn't!
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