Senator Clinton and Jerry Falwell launch investigation into MS Calculator

[DS1]

It turns out, after months of investigation by both teams, that using a special number downloaded off the internet, children can type in a number and hold the calculator up to a mirror and see a very naughty word. "Being backwards, this number is obviously not only pornographic, but the dealings of the Devil himself" ranted and blustered Mr. Falwell.

"I'll see to it that my kids are taught a number system that excludes the zero, and in doing so I'll also pre-emptively attack the Y3K problem over one thousand and nine hundred years before necessary." he said later after privately demonstrating the power of this evil number, and feeling my ass.
5318008

[Odonata]

1. lol

you forgot a "5"

55318008

[DS1]

3. No we didn't

BOOBIES

1 5

[Odonata]

6. ah

the one i knew spelled "boobless"

[Ariana Celeste]

10. Same here!

Never failed to get a laugh. :7

[youspeakmylanguage]

2. ROFL

:rofl:

Too funny. Let's require that all calculators be pulled from store shelves and sold in adult bookstores and over the Internet.

[WLKjr]

4. What's wrong with 5318008????? I like

!5318008

[Goldmund]

5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

:rofl:

[TwoHandedLayup]

7. Falwell is very upset

7734 also disturbs him....

I remember doing that in 3rd grade. Thanks for the laugh!

[DS1]

8. kick

,

[RPM]

9. 7734

its the debil's tool

[jmm]

11. 3704558

When pagers we're trendy I use to know a ton of these

[SOteric]

12. So yer sayin' that's ~not~ really your home phone number...?