the worst movie that could ever be made

[maxsolomon]

will star robin williams, jimmy fallon, & adam sandler.

it will be a dramedy.

and denise richards, katie holmes, tara reid, or some other mid-20's flibberdigibbet will play a scientist, psychologist, or lawyer with PhD, meaning she got her doctorate at about age 24.

and it will be immensely popular.

[Shoeempress]

1. And she will wear glasses so she looks smart, and really tight suits

no one could ever sit down in without cutting off all circulation to the lower half of her body.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. And every interior will be made exclusively by silvery metals and glass.

And every time the aforementioned female PhD looks at the lead male character, saxophone music will blast with the subtlety of a rhinoceros stampede.

[kedrys]

2. "Flibberdigibbet"?

Is that anything like a slubberdegullion? :P

[donco6]

6. Or a will-o'-the-wisp?

Or clown?

[Kraklen]

3. Is this a real movie?

[ceile]

4. Denise Richards is 34.

Does she still fit in?

[maxsolomon]

16. remember when she was in that Bond movie?

wasn't that 10 years ago? she was a scientist. it was absurd.

[WhollyHeretic]

5. It's got to star Kevin Costner as well

[biscodawg]

8. i think this was already made

or coming soon to a theater near you. 2 :thumbsdown: sweet mother of jesus why does hollywood make such crap, and why does the american public lap it up?

[Initech]

9. They already made this movie.

It's called The Day After Tomorrow.

[MnFats]

10. it will have an extremely sappy love theme/song which will be..

...played all day and all night on EVERY station until it drives you insane.

[Initech]

11. Will it be made by Aerosmith?

Like that horrible Armageddon theme song? That song still makes me want to gag every time I hear it.

[XemaSab]

22. Every night in my dreams

I see you,
I FEEL you...
And that is how I know you
Go on....

[gmoney]

12. And it will be a remake of an old TV show

...and at least one of them will portray a mentally challenged individual

[mr blur]

13. It will also "star" that complete talentless and intensely irritating

Ben Stiller guy. And Tom Cruise.

[Initech]

18. And Ashton Kutcher

I find that guy easily more talentless and irritating than Ben Stiller is.

[ForrestGump]

14. And it'll have a mixed-breed dog named 'Timmy'

Has to.

[terrya]

15. Madonna will be in it...playing anything.

[jackelope72]

17. And it will have a 40-ish to 50-ish actor

who will play the leader of the group, who is sort of the crusty, surly guy who whips them all into shape and keeps them in line, and he'll sacrifice himself in the end so that the young whelp square-jawed, chiseled-chested hero can live and be reunited with his love interest, who is also the leader's daughter.

[ForrestGump]

19. Bruce Willis!

I'm on your wavelength, sweetheart. Let's do lunch. I'll have my people call your people. Oh, this is high concept...

[jackelope72]

20. And Jeff Goldblum will flex his acting muscles and go for a real stretch

by playing a wry-humored know-it-all scientist type who sees that things are going to go hideously wrong, but can't seem to make anybody else listen to him, until it's too late, and then he has to become the reluctant action hero.

[ForrestGump]

21. That'll be a refreshing change

I got tired of him playing transgendered alien space monkeys.