A polite thread.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Those with good manners should post here.

[XNASA]

1. I promise I shall, my good man.....

...just as soon as I get done eating this booger.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Dirt bag.

[XNASA]

8. If I might be so bold to say it, that's not very polite.

:cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Why did you mention poo? I can forgive you. Are you ready to be

polite?

[XNASA]

22. Why yes. I'm ready. But in my defence.......

...it was not I who mentioned the "p" word. Perhaps you overheard someone discussing Winnie the Pooh, and thought it was I.

Thank you, good kind sir.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. My deepest apologies! I hope you will for give my rudeness.

[skypilot]

3. Fancy a cuppa tea, love?

*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Yes my dear.

[skypilot]

11. Would you like a biscuit to go with that?

*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. I will put some jam on it too.

[skypilot]

16. Right, then. Jolly good. Carry on.

*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Thank you sir.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. May I please post to your thread?

Thank you so very much in advance.

Now I gotta go poo.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Oh my!!

[Dave Reynolds]

21. My apologies,

I am a cad, a bounder, a purveyor of filth, and a person of low breeding and character.

I humbly beg for your pardon.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. That's fine. Some of us are not used to fine breeding.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. HEY

I HAVE GOOD mANNERz! *BElCH*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. You pig.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. And a very pleasant good morning to you, my dear Crazy Guggenheim!

How's it hanging? (blech...) :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. My my you people are not polite!

[billyskank]

14. Rather

Eh, what?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. You should say "pardon me sir, I could not hear you". It is

polite to do so.

[LaurenG]

19. Thank you for inviting us. n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. You are most welcome. Would you like some pastry?

[LaurenG]

26. Yes please

I would love some.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. Here you are.

[LaurenG]

31. Why thank you so much, it is so (cyberly) delicious. nt

[Merrick]

25. Heey yoou in the poofy clean shert with the feathery hat

with yur purty wife an yur fancy tea an yur wheat thins and cheeze whiz. You think yur soooo hot dontya? you think yur butter'n me? well you ain't. I oughta kick you in the pantaloons.

by the way, could ya spare a guy some toilet paper? I sorta made a mess back 'ere.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

27. Please mind your manners or will not be welcome.

[Merrick]

35. Pleeze mind yur dukes an' put 'em up!

oopsy... my tattered, greasy pants seem to have fallen betwixt my ankles.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

38. You are uncouth!

[Democracy White]

28. Good morning, Guv

[Crazy Guggenheim]

30. Well! I never!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. Now we are having a nice morning with our friends.

[JimmyJazz]

33. Can you help me? I think I'm lost....I don't know how I got in this

thread!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. Which one were you trying to find?

[JimmyJazz]

47. I don't think I belong here with all these polite people.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. You are polite enough to say that. But if you wish to come back

later you might be welcome.

[northzax]

34. I would love to post in your thread

but since we have not been formally introduced, and no acceptable chaperone is present, I am afraid that I am mortified to have to do this myself. Immediately following this conversation, I shall disembowel myself with shame and horror at my dishonorable actions. Please, do not go to harshly on my children, they shall serve yours for generations to come to make up for my egregious lack of protocol and breeding.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

42. Oh no! Please don't do such a thing! A chaperone is not needed.

You are welcome to be here.

[northzax]

44. my honor can never recover

should I appear without a chaperone. While my honor is of no great value to me, worm that I am, I could not reconcile my actions with your own loss of honor, should we meet sans chaperone.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. Yes indeed.

[SOteric]

36. Thank you, kind sir.

It's an honour and a delight to be able to post herein.

I'm hoping today finds you well?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. Thank you. Would you like a a pastry?

[SOteric]

41. Oh how charming of you! Yes please.

[swag]

40. Allow me to proffer a silk kerchief through which you may daintily queef.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. OH! How rude!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

45. Aren't we having fun?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

49. Burp. Oh pardon me! Please!

[RedCloud]

50. I take the utmost exception to your farting before my queen!

Psst. You are set up for an easy one-timer!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. I do not understand your common language.

[RedCloud]

52. Do apologize and say, "Sorry. I didn't know it was her turn."

And my humblest apologies for not using the term "gastritis horribilis". Now, my dear and kind person, I must partake of the lavatory where I shall micturate as the good Lord intended.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

53. That's better. Thank you.