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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:52 PM
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John Bastow, Fitness Expert.....
ALl those sit-up and he still can't get laid.....
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:53 PM
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1. Who?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:56 PM
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4. The Cable Guy who has fitness videos all over
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:00 PM
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6. Oh. Ew.
I saw one ad where his abs had some sort of long vein rnning across them on the side. It was gross. How do you know he ain't gettin' none?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:12 PM
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10. Would yo do him? I mean really......
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:20 PM
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12. Not if I were either a straight women or a gay man.
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 10:20 PM by neuvocat
Bleh.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:54 PM
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2. Something about that guy
makes my skin crawl. Don't know what it is exactly but it is there. Eeeek.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:55 PM
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3. That's why I posted it...
He's a creepy dude...

I think it that side way pose with his hand across hos stomach...

EWWWWWWW
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:06 PM
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8. Yes, that is pretty creepy
but there is something about his eyes and the way he looks into the camera. I have not seen him for a while so are there new adds out? Crap.
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lanlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 09:56 PM
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5. it's the cheesy vanity
that creeps me out about his commercials.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:06 PM
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7. "Fitness Celebrity" is the phrase
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 10:06 PM by Teaser
I hear.

What the fuck is a "fitness celebrity"?

It must involve looking like a total tool, because that's how Bastow looks. It's amazing how someone can be musclebound and still be a pencil-necked geek.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:14 PM
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11. LOL....... Pencil Neck Geek
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 10:15 PM by WCGreen
Needle Dick Bug Fucker
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 10:11 PM
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9. His poses are so lame.
I hate how he pulls his pants down a little bit in front when he flexes his abs. What a geek.
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