How many members of the * admin are needed to change a lightbulb?

[SillyGoose]

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?


The answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for
the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner "Lightbulb Change Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark",

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally... one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

:silly:

[napi21]

1. I say NONe, because they like it in the dark! n/t

[Lisa]

2. you mean -- Bush doesn't hold up the lightbulb ...

... as the universe revolves around him?