Karl Rove haikus

[EstimatedProphet]

Can you do a haiku that describes Karl Rove? Here's mine:

Toady little man
He runs the halls of power
And still he is small.

Any others?

[Bat Boy]

1. Okey dokey

Atwater trained me
Now my mentor is in hell
Warming up my seat

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Cute!

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Here's one

Treasonous bastard
Puppeteer of the White House
Dreaming lies to tell

[newsguyatl]

4. ...

Trust he’s no genius
But instead a fat bastard
He’ll be frogmarched soon

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Another

He defines petty
He bugs his own office just
To make him seem great.

[sendero]

6. another...

...

I am Rove I can
Make mistakes or enemies
I cannot make both

Or course, a true Haiku must refer to a season. But what the hey, Rove's not worth a season :)

[omega minimo]

7. What's that smell?

Splat splat in darkness
From a heap of steaming waste
Behold theTurd Blossom

[pilgrimsoul]

8. My Rove Haiku

Republican scum
Infamous sociopath
Justice will come soon

[dad]

9. haiku

a fat pasty white
treasonous pillsbury dough boy
stick a fork in him

[AAARRRGGGHHH]

10. Awesome thread

To fucking Karl Rove ...
Don't let the door pound your ass,
That's Jeff Gannon's job.