Harry Potter Book Spoilers! (not really so read on)

[ISUGRADIA]

This was pretty damn funny:

* The Half-Blood Prince...is actually Prince.

* Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school.

* Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

http://www.pandagon.net/archives/2005/07/your_harry_pott.html

[sinkingfeeling]

1. UPS tracking says my book was delivered this morning at 10:49!

I didn't go home for lunch and all I can think about is someone stealing my Harry Potter!!

[FunkyLeprechaun]

4. Amazon tracking said my book was delivered yesterday

it's like 10 miles away from me. I'm like dammit!

[AllegroRondo]

5. If its at a UPS depot you may be able to pick it up in person

[TimeChaser]

2. Soon

I'm changing into my white medieval dress soon. I hope I manage to get *some* sleep tonight

[Wilber_Stool]

3. Oh shit

I was hoping Harry would boink her first.

[ISUGRADIA]

6. Kick now that the book is out

[giant_robot]

7. I read a "fan fiction" version of TOOTP that I thought was real...

...there was lots of sex. Harry and Hermione, with the obligatory love triangle involving Ron. Draco and Ginny, in a triangle involving Harry. There was a gay couple, too. I think it was Colin McCreavy and some kid from Hufflepuff. I couldn't believe what I was reading. I guess that's what I get for downloading books off the internet! :banghead:

[Book Lover]

8. I totally remember that one!

One of the best HP fakes I've ever read. I suspect that one was paid for by Scholastic... I've only found one fake book for HBP, and it was so bad I stopped at the first paragraph.

[giant_robot]

9. Cool! You know what I mean, then!

I couldn't understand why all the sex was happening, but the style and the mythology of the Harry Potter story seemed so authentic that I believed it was real! LOL! I never even read the real book until months later!