Bizarro Question of the day - what would you do

[LynneSin]

George W. Bush approaches you and tells you he will step down as president. Along with resigning he will divulge to the media everything that has transpired during his terms including the illegal war, corporate welfare, voter fraud. He will immediately end the war, bring home our soldiers and guarantee excellent benefits to all those have served. He will tell you about the plans of PNAC. Along with never running for public office again he will assure you that anyone with his staff, his dad's administration, Reagan's administration or any of these peoples relatives will never ever run for office - even a local position

But in return, he wants to adopt your pets - all of them. And when he adopts them you will never hear and/or see them again. They are his to keep forever and ever. But in this exchange you are guarantee that democracy will finally be restored to this country, the war is ended and he is out of office forever

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. My seven cats and one dog

are all smarter than him. They would run away and return to the woods, and he'd never be able to find them. Except maybe the dog, who is part horse. He would frighten Bush.

[fleabert]

2. I am the selfish bastard.

although flea would bite the shit out of him, and he'd give her back...

[bigwillq]

3. See ya Jasmine, see ya Jumper!

:bounce: Bye three fishies and the turtle!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

4. Let's see...

When my cats decided they no longer liked my spouse (because he became mean and nasty) they started doing things such as, pooping in his shoes, peeing on his clothes he would drop on the floor, one even would stalk him when he was asleep and lunge on him in attack mode.

I think they would finish off bush* in about a week. :)

[NMMNG]

5. Do Beanie Babies count as pets?

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

6. ALL of my Pets?

Just clarifying.

Can I at least keep one?

[blondeatlast]

7. My nation before my sweet little 'tiel, Scruffy.

Especially since Scruffy is a bit psychotic for a bird. He doesn't know how to fly, so he's perpetually pissed off. He'll take care of Bunnypants right well!

[Squeech]

8. Enlightened self-interest

Actually, I had to put my junior citizens down in the last couple years, so I'm out of pets.

But Squeech the cat was a warrior-- you could have called him a punk, or a even a thug-- and it would have been interesting to see him interact with the chimp that walks like a man. There's a certain regard in which they deserved each other. (And my wife would wholeheartedly agree-- she never felt safe around this cat.)

[Deep13]

9. I have never personified my pets.

Consequently, I have never loved them. Okay, George, clean out box twice a week and make sure you put critter proof wrap on your electric line.