******BREAKING NEWS*******

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

CREDIT NEWSMAN MATT DRUDGE ONLY


CLINTON AIDE BOWLES IMPLICATED IN PLAME SCANDAL

SPECIAL PROSECUTOR FITZGERALD CONFIRMS THAT COOPER'S TESTIMONY HAS IMPLICATED FORMER CLINTON AIDE ERSKINE BOWLES AS THE SOURCE OF LEAKING OF VALERIE PLAME. FITZGERLAD CONFIRMS THAT LEAK OCCURRED ON ANNUAL "WACKY WEDNESDAY" WHEN FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON AND HIS STAFF TAKE OVER THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A DAY WHILE PRESIDENT BUSH AND HIS STAFF TAKING A NICE RELAXING BREAK IN WESTCHESTER. FRIST, DELAY CALL FOR CHARGES OF TREASON.

DETAILS STILL EMERGING.....

[Shoeempress]

1. LOL

[Kadie]

2. .

:spray:

:rofl:

[Endangered Specie]

3. not funny!

Erskine's a good guy, even though he lost twice in a row. :P

[Democracy White]

4. OMG I thought that was real!!!

:rofl:

Dee

[KitchenWitch]

5. Great - more blame for the Clenis!

[Zero Division]

6. Someone ought to post that in FreeRepublic.

See how many buy into it before it gets deleted.

[BattyDem]

7. DON'T give them any ideas!

If they can find a way to do it, they will.

[goodboy]

8. I'd like to take that hat and shove it right up fudgie's ass! what a tool

[crispini]

9. LOL!

Excellent! :thumbsup:

[Initech]

10. Since when is Matt Sludge a newsman?

Oh wait...

"At this point, we replaced the White House Press Corps with actual journalists."

[SarahB]

11. Holy crap!

Haven't seen you around for awhile! Hi, dude! :hi:

I forget if I ever figured you out or not (as in sockpuppetliness). Hmmm... Hmmm.... Hmmm....

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

12. HELLO

I AM NONE OTHER THAN THE PURVEYOR OF TRUTH, THE FOUNTAIN OF HONESTY, THE SHADOWY FIGURE IN THE BACK LAWN DIGGING WITH MY SPADE TO UNCOVER THE DIRTY, DINGY TRUTH WHICH OTHERS HAVE BURIED IN THEIR BACKYARDS OF DECEIT THAT THEY LOOK AT WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR BARBECUES, MAYBE EVEN WONDER AT THE METAPHORICAL IMPLICATIONS OF THE HOLE IN THEIR YARD WITH A HOLE IN THEIR DARK DARK HEART UNTIL BAM! ONE DAY, IT'S HOT STEAMING TRUTH ALL OVER THEIR FACE