I Am REJOINING The Military!!!

[matcom]

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I volunteer to review the troops.

My inspections will be thorough, I assure you.

[Lannes]

2. My pants are saying..

Atten-hut!

[RetroLounge]

3. I'll support a troop or two...

:hi:

RL

[SOteric]

4. I can see the close order drill now...

[Mojambo]

5. In days gone past that might have been enough to get me. n/t

[Maddy McCall]

6. Cool! Maybe you'll run into....

THIS GUY!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. I know who it is but I can't see the photo get to the site.

[leftofthedial]

7. dress right dress

about face

halt

side straddle hops

harch

[Richardo]

21. Atten-HUT! Kick step turn step kick step ball change....

[bridgit]

8. it's about time somebody deployed the 'secret' weapon...

:applause:

[Parche]

9. MATCOM GET YOUR GUN

You have to keep "Abreast" of the Military situation

[Democracy White]

10. The United States Army of Barbies

or Supermodels

or: more Fanta Girls!!!



Dee

[blondeatlast]

12. Three inches above the knee is SO 5 minutes ago... nt

[Mojambo]

13. I bet Clinton wishes he were still Commander in Chief

As do we all.

[JanMichael]

14. Where's this photo from? The Army is into minis now?

No, this can't be, heels too?

[CanuckAmok]

15. Looks Russian, to me.

And yet they lost the Cold War... obviously because they're HOT.

[DS1]

16. Hey, someone's gotta make sure all those panties are Irish-Pennanted

inside and out :D

How come MY base didn't have any parades like this?

[enigami]

17. I would have liked to share a foxhole with one those

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Don't you mean

"I would have liked to share one of those's foxhole"?

[DS1]

20. at least he didn't go for

dirtbox

:hide:

[matcom]

22. thats MANBOX baby!

:D

[Allenberg]

18. This certainly makes up for

all the heel-to-toe standing we had to do in basic training...

[yvr girl]

23. Please tell me they didn't let you have weapons and scotch

at the same time.

[arwalden]

24. I Just Can't See You In A Short Skirt And Heels...

... well, maybe if I try.

[matcom]

25. who you kidding?

you have been BEGGING me to wear that for YEARS now! :D

[dancing kali]

26. Aren't those skirts a little short?

Not to mention tight. Real conducive to military tasks.

In the front line... woman #1 us wearing the closest thing to sensible shoes for walking/marching/standing... can't really tell what woman #2 has on her feet... from what I can tell, she's wearing a nice pair of pumps with maybe 1.5 - 2 inch heels possibly like woman #4's shoes... women #3 & #6 are wearing 3 inch heels and #6's also have a lovely ankle strap... woman #5 is wearing as close as one can get to sandals and still have closed toes. If you look back a few rows it looks like maybe 3 women may have on reasonable footwear.

Doesn't one get into shit for not tucking one's shirt in?

I think woman #4 used to dance... she's turning out her leg.

Assuming this picture is legit... while I recognize that a dress uniform doesn't have to be quite as functional as the everyday grunt uniform... shouldn't it at least pretend that these women could respond to the need for military action without having to worry about spraining an ankle running or having their skirt split when stooping.

Where do they put their guns?