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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:14 PM
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as of tomorrow I will stop doing
you know

that one thing

and everything will be better!

tomorrow
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:17 PM
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1. Masturbation?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:18 PM
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2. Can't be
Masturbation is good for you.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:11 PM
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8. chock full of vitamins
no, that other one thing
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:18 PM
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10. No, it's not vitamins... it's protein.

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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:22 PM
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12. well, mmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmm
whatever you call it
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:19 PM
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3. can't be masturbation.
he said things would get better after he stopped. unless that unsightly hair in his palms is becoming a problem.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:11 PM
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7. man, I can barely read this post . . .
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:10 PM
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6. why would I wnat to give THAT up?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:19 PM
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11. So you're clearly not master of your domain
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:23 PM
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13. I don't have a domain
but if I did, I'd rule with a firm hand
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 05:19 PM
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4. "i'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
jane says
i'm done with sergio
he treats me like a ragdoll
she hides
the television
says "i don't owe him nothing,
but if he comes back again
tell him to wait right here for me
or,
try again tomorrow"
"i'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
"i'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
jane says
have you seen my wig around?
i feel naked without it"
she knows
they all want her to go
but that's ok man
she don't like them anyway
jane says "i'm going away to spain
when
i get my money saved
i'm gonna start tomorrow"
"i'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
"i'm gonna kick tomorrow..."
she gets mad
and she starts to cry
takes a swing but
she can't hit!
she don't mean no harm
she just don't know...
what else to do about it
jane goes
to the store at eight
she walks up on st. andrews
she waits
and gets her dinner there
she pulls her dinner
from her pocket
jane says i've never been in love - no
she don't know what it is
she only knows if someone wants her
"i only want 'em if they want me,..."
"i only know they want me..."
jane says...
jane says...
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:10 PM
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5. great lyric
:thumbsup:

tomorrow
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:13 PM
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9. Posting annoying threads
that irritate the shit outta everyone?:D
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 06:24 PM
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14. naw, naw
that would be too good to be true.
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