I just found out Massachusetts has a State Holiday called....

[DS1]

Evacuation Day.

:wtf:

Now, if that doesn't sound like a gold-mine for the local enema clinic, I can't imagine what does!

*ba-dum-tiss*

btw, it's a "floating holiday", for full-time state employees, typically "celebrated" in Suffolk County, but apparently the rest of the state agencies like to use it too

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuation_Day_(Massachusetts)

[ET Awful]

1. I was unaware that these "enema clinics" existed.

Wow, we are a weird state :)

[Wetzelbill]

4. that was good too

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

2. Don't quit your day job

Nah, actually it was pretty funny, I just had to give you shit. :)

[swimmernsecretsea]

3. Happy Evacuation Day, Everyone!

Dang. Now I have to go to Hallmark to get a card.

[meegbear]

5. Suffolk County also has Bunker Hill Day June 17

My sister's ex-husband's birthday is June 17 and he worked in the county, so for years he got his birthday off, with pay. Lucky stinker.

[underpants]

6. enemas can produce "floaters"

:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

7. We get it off at school

at least, we did last year. No one, including my profs, seemed to know what the hell it was for :)

[MissMillie]

8. March 17... right?

I remember that from when I was a state employee....