Jesus Action Figure with Apocalyse Accessories Pack

BeTheChange

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Wed Jul-13-05 01:36 AM
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Jesus Action Figure with Apocalyse Accessories Pack

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16350&cat=251&page=2&kbid=1002&sub=sc

Discuss among yourselves.

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lildreamer316

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Wed Jul-13-05 01:37 AM
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1. Oh my...Jesus

That is the epitomy of all that is wrong with uberChristianity today!! I love it.

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Deja Q

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Wed Jul-13-05 01:38 AM
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2. I knew Jesus died for us... but like this?!

I know the middle class will need those weapons when the end occurs...

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Lannes

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Wed Jul-13-05 01:40 AM
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3. Lol

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pinniped

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Wed Jul-13-05 05:47 AM
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6. Is that Charlton Heston's repeater rifle?

????

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rustydog

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Wed Jul-13-05 01:43 AM
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4. When you are done playing with Jesus,

Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 01:43 AM by rustydog

you just nail him back on the cross that is included!

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pinniped

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Wed Jul-13-05 05:46 AM
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5. He is using outdated weapons technology.

Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 05:47 AM by pinniped

That is a M3A1 WWII era "Grease Gun."

But, at least the rifle on his back looks like a current issue M16A2.

Damm, that pic's just too funny. I need one for my dashboard.

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fujiyama

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Wed Jul-13-05 06:02 AM
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7. Hey look

Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 06:02 AM by fujiyama

It's freeper Jesus! Ready for the rapture so that when he comes back to earth he can kick some ass. Reminds me of the Family Guy Episode where Mel Gibson makes a sequel to the Passion ("Passion 2: Crucify This!").

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REP

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Wed Jul-13-05 06:04 AM
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8. I'm Getting One of These

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crispini

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Wed Jul-13-05 06:05 AM
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9. That's just wrong.

:eyes:

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Wed Jul-13-05 06:23 AM
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10. OMG!

That's hilarious!!!!

The Skin

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youthere

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Wed Jul-13-05 07:05 AM
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11. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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youthere

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Wed Jul-13-05 07:21 AM
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12. I don't know which one I like better:

Commando Jesus or the Unborn Baby Ornament (Us troop model)

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346&cat=300&page=1

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tanyev

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Wed Jul-13-05 08:03 AM
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13. Never mind--self delete.

Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 08:05 AM by tanyev

I just realized it's a satire site. It's getting so hard to tell these days.

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Shell Beau

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Wed Jul-13-05 08:40 AM
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14. I have a feeling Jesus wouldn't like that too much!

:wtf:

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CitrusLib

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Wed Jul-13-05 08:42 AM
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15. If a thunderstorm suddenly rolls in, watch out for lightening strikes!

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MercutioATC

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Wed Jul-13-05 08:46 AM
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16. From the same site...Jesus panties:

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16262&cat=265&page=1

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derby378

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Wed Jul-13-05 09:12 AM
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17. I'm waiting for Vampire Jesus, myself

He gave his blood for you - now he wants it back.

(Apologies to Rev. Ivan Stang)

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