So what would you do if your mom told you your dad needed viagra?
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:27 PM
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So what would you do if your mom told you your dad needed viagra?
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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1. Yep... that smilie says it all.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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2. I'd at least know what to get him for his next birthday
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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3. I'd tell mom that even young men are taking it now...
and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM
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My mother is deceased and my father doesn't even have a girlfriend.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:29 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:32 PM
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6. I'd say, Mom, I don't want to know about it. It's none of my business.
I really don't want to know about my parents' sex lives. They invited me to share only once, after all.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:33 PM
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7. so, you're living in a Philip Roth novel?
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:35 PM
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8. It kills a lot of men--heart attack.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:54 PM
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21. It's the deed, not the drug.
A good yardstick is the exertional equivalent of climbing two flights of stairs.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:36 PM
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9. I'd Say... "Then Tell Him To Get Some"
I'd say... "Isn't modern medicine wonderful!?"
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:41 PM
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10. I would assume she'd want to me to grab some off the street.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:42 PM
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that's more information than I want.
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:01 PM
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25. TMI you got that right.
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM
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12. Ask her when the hell they got back together!
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM by Lone_Star_Dem
Seriously, if your mom's comfortable talking about it with you be glad. I think. :eyes:
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Tue Jul-12-05 07:59 PM
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14. I'd tell her that earlier today I accidentally stuck
an ice pick in each ear and couldn't hear anything and never wanted to hear anything again.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:27 PM
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I'm sure your eyes probably widened a little at the news - but support her and listen, you could tell her how it makes you feel uncomfortable if it comes up again later... and do not let on to dear old dad. the older ya get the less sacred stuff becomes.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:28 PM
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16. Get pops some glasses
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:34 PM
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17. systematically block it out.
I never even had that conversation. Never.
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:40 PM
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He jokes about it constantly. I really didn't need to know about this. :puke:
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:40 PM
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19. Tell her to shut the fuck up
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:00 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:43 PM
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20. Die of shock- they're celebrating the 20th aniversary of thier divorce. nt
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:59 PM
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Tue Jul-12-05 08:56 PM
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"So what would you do if your mom told you your dad needed a vagina?" :rofl:
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Tue Jul-12-05 09:01 PM
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26. I'd say Halelujah, he has risen from the dead,,,,,,
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