From Ron White, the comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour:
"During Hurricane George a man tied himself to a tree because he said he even though he was 60 years old he was physically fit enough to withstand the winds of a class 3 hurricane. It's not THAT the Wind is blowin'…it's WHAT the wind's blowin'. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that mornin'."
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