The media will pronounce Bush's speech...

[Goldmund]

What do you think?

[Cocoa]

1. I think they've already finished their reviews

raves all around, I predict.

[Goldmund]

2. I say "moderate failure"

We'll see soon enough. :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Mixed

like the mushheads they've become.

[Lord_StarFyre]

4. I predict

FAUX "news" will be Orgasmic. I expect their gushing reviews to be followed by the Anchors having to go for a smoke after they get done shooting their loads over the Dubya Christ's performance...

PMSNBC Tweety and company will pretend to be unbiased, but look for piles of kleenex at Tweety's feet when his Lord and Master gets finished lying to the American Public.

CNN, I predict Jeff "My nose is up Rove's Ass" Greenfield will spend his time explaining why this speech was so much better than anything President Clinton ever gave, because, according to Jeffy, the "Stakes are so much higher now"

All in all, these Media Assholes will fall all over themselves trying to boost up their little SchtupidFurher...

[nickgutierrez]

5. It'll depend on the post-speech online polls.

We have to hit them hard, just like we did for the debates.