for the working women on this board

[ElsewheresDaughter]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

[Lorien]

1. Lol!

Ain't THAT the truth!

[MountainLaurel]

2. Oh yeah!

It's been so long since I've vacuumed, my carpet is like gravel on top of cotton wool thanks to the mix of kitty litter tracked out of the box and flying cat fur.

My first thought, however, would probably be "Balance my checkbook."

[Az]

3. I heard that one as

Paint my house.

[lizerdbits]

4. Excellent one!

This reminds me of a conversation with a coworker last week where we were laughing about when we were teenagers we wanted to marry a rich famous man but now we want the one who does laundry and cleans. And if he's a mechanic, plumber, or carpenter that's even better.

[Demobrat]

5. Yeah, funny how becoming a single female property owner

changes your perspective. I don't need a man with money. I can make money. But a man who likes to fix things....suddenly Tim Allen is my dream man.

[MissMillie]

6. fabulous!

I've got my son cleaning mine this week. He couldn't find the time to pick up after himself and do his lunch dishes, so now I'm making him do everything: laundry, dishes, dinner, cleaning... all of it.

Let him know what it feels like to be me, doing everything, for a week, then maybe he'll do the few things I ask of him without a fight.