Refute thhis statement:: "Life sucks"

[ashling]

winning entry gets absolutely nothing. Why? Because Life SUCKS!!!

[Swede]

1. It doesn't suck,it blows.

nt

[SOteric]

2. And yet,

It's still beating all hell out of the alternative.

[expatriot]

4. Why don't we draw straws to see who will go and check out the alternative

and then report back in twenty minutes.

[Radio_Lady]

9. OK, expatriot -- Um-m-m, I've got a LONG straw -- what did YOU get?

[Radio_Lady]

5. "To be, or not to be -- that is the question..."

The accident of birth is so amazing to begin with -- so many sperm, so little time, one tiny egg out of a lifetime's worth.

And so YOU are here. It isn't perfect. But is it worth it?

Would you rather NOT have been born?

Not to see the sunrise, the birth of a child, the rainbow, the tear in a bride's eye --

Yes, I know. A lot of it is tedious and painful and, above all, it ends quite unceremoniously.

"Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing..." was one man's description. But not mine. I'm glad I've had a chance to live. If I see one more sunrise and hear one more birdsong, it will never be enough.

In peace,

Radio Lady

[ashling]

17. sound and fury

But is it worth it?
probably not . . . this is not a rhetorical question.

Would you rather NOT have been born?
Yes, but unfortunately, that is not an option.

The accident of birth is so amazing to begin with -- so many sperm, so little time, one tiny egg out of a lifetime's worth.

I beat those odds . . . so why can't I win the Lottery?

[Jara sang]

10. What alternative is that?

How do you know?

[SOteric]

13. The alternative to life is

dead.

And I know because I've been there and done that. And I have two t-shirts, a photo album and 4 page article in a medical journal to commemorate the event.

:hi:

[Jara sang]

19. 4 page article in a medical journal???

Please explain. Are you being for real?

[ashling]

11. Jury is still out on that one

personally, I'm not so sure.

Life is, after all, a terminal condition.

[Technowitch]

3. One word: "Chocolate"

;)

[Radio_Lady]

7. Dark and sweet -- now you're talkin' my language, Technowitch...

But tonight, I'm having strawberry shortcake with Oregon strawberries, no less -- They're in season, y'know. Oh, don't forget the REAL heavy whipped cream.

Yeah, life is good tonight...

Bless you for writing.

[Floogeldy]

8. The simple pleasures.

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

B-)

[Floogeldy]

6. You are over-generalizing

B-)

[LastKnight]

12. then you die..

wait. oh. refute it.

uh, i cant... so we are just gonna have to stick with 'then you die'

works for me.

[WhollyHeretic]

14. My son

and women, women make life nice most of the time

[LastKnight]

18. ah - but sometimes...

(not just women, but SO's in general) they can make it seem like it sucks, at least when they decide to cease making things nice and become your ex, anyway.

im not bitter... or anything.

[WhollyHeretic]

21. That's why I said "most" of the time : )

[Maddy McCall]

15. Life doesn't suck. Some people do.

And I hate sucky people. :grr:

[Bluesplayer]

16. No

Life blows; you suck for pointing it out to me while I'm here trying to escape.

I was dead once for almost 6 minutes before they brought me back. It wasn't bad - I plan on doing it again.

[cestpaspossible]

20. I'm going whitewater kayaking tomorrow

does life suck? no. will I swim? probably

[Deja Q]

22. Locking.

No. Sex. Threads.
:rofl:

[Jara sang]

23. That sucking noise that you hear...

is the last gasp of air being sucked out of a vacuum. For that is essentially what life is, a shot put into nothingness. You are born alone into this world and thus shall ye depart... into the abyss. Knowing full well the whole time that your's is but a brief and pointless jig upon the stage of life.

[Historic NY]

24. Actually it stinks..........

like a sewer.