Parents: keep your kids reading this summer

[proud2BlibKansan]

Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!
A wonderfully animated approach to the Bible. Secular children will be introduced to timeless True Christian beliefs that come directly out of the Scriptures and not from the hallucinations of some boat-riding, bird-watching, monkey-loving, lizard-humping, 19th-century liberal!


The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History for Christian Children
Readers journey back 6,000 years ago in time to the actual date when God created the first two humans from a pile of dirt and a spare rib. It is a time and place that, despite the first hand accounts from eyewitnesses in the Bible, most ignorant secular scholars and scientists refuse to believe existed.


Nancy Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!
This beautifully illustrated book tells the story of Christopher Pansy, a 12-year old boy who is gayer than a May Pole. He is a constant humiliation to his normal, Christian parents. While other boys in the neighborhood are riding bikes and killing stray cats, Christopher loves to prance about, looking through his telescope



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/landoverbaptizon.html

[youthere]

1. oh.my.god.

:wow:

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. There are more

at the link.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. What wonderful satire

Landover Baptist is the shit!

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Have you seen this?

It's one of my faves.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3520930