"Professing his love like a crackhead to the richest woman in the world"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

To say Katie Holmes has been on a rollercoaster ride the last few weeks would be cliché. To say she’s soaring near the pinnacle of a love-soaked thrill-ride of excitement and uncertainty would be “Dawson”-speak.

The highlight reel: Katie plays Joey on “Dawson’s Creek.” She kisses James Van Der Beek on the show. She kisses Joshua Jackson on the show. She does a couple horror flicks. She shows her boobs on the big screen. “Dawson” ends. She does a few indie films. She lands some silly roles. She lands Tom. Oh, and did we mention that her childhood dream was to marry Tom Cruise. How ’bout that?

Trouble is, cruising with Tom isn’t as simple as going to the rollerskating rink and grabbing some burgers at the drive-in. The incessant media coverage has made light of a lost art. The art of romance. (And Steven Spielberg made sure the media heard about that.)

What’s so out-of-the-ordinary about a movie star falling head-over-Manolo Blahnik-heels for another movie star, one of them professing his love like a crackhead to the richest woman in the world onnational TV, the other converting to a nouveau religion, and then getting engaging at the Eiffel Tower?



http://hatchmagazine.com/story.phtml?id=305

[Teaser]

1. Muppets from Space

is there a muppet Xenu?

[mitchtv]

2. like nicole, she'll have to trade in those heels

for flats.

[ms liberty]

3. If I were Katie Holmes...

I would be careful what I wished for. Let's remember, Lady Diana Spencer grew up wanting to marry Prince Charles and look what happened to her. She was miserable for years, then had a short bit of happiness right before ending up dead.

OMG, I've fallen victim to the celebrity distraction threat. I must seek therapy....and drugs....