I am _NOT_ an asshole!

[TXlib]

I am a MAJOR LEAGUE asshole!

Anybody who calls me a mere run-of-the-mill, humdrum, everyday, mediocre asshole can fuck the hell off!

If you're gonna do something, do it right, I say!

:evilgrin:

[goobergunch]

1. Like Adam Clymer?

:evilgrin:

[Brucey]

2. You are #1!

[Bozola]

3. A real major league asshole would have....

typed the entire proclaimation in upper case characters.

Sorry, but you are still just a mundane asshole.

[jus_the_facts]

4. without question.........

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Does that mean you are overpaid for your wares?

:D

[Swede]

6. Your ok in my books,

If I posted anything different last night,well I was drunk.

[Zomby Woof]

7. oh yeah??

But you aren't even close to being a THREADJACKING ASSHOLE like M.A.T.C.O.M.! :D (that would be Matcom, me, and GOPisEvil). :P

[SOteric]

8. You forgot your anniversary, -didn't you.

[TXlib]

11. Actually, no.

I got her a card.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. I hope she got you the same thing! HaHa

Tell her she owes me $10


thank you.

[nuxvomica]

10. What's your secret?

I'm afraid my assholitry has plateaued.