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jim3775 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:57 PM
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L. Ron Hubbard explains the universe.
In 1952 Hubbard wrote a book called "The History Of Man" under the influence of barbiturates and alcahol which described the foundation of most upper-level scientology beliefs.

These excerpts are from the public domain expose on Hubbard "The Bare Faced Messiah":

In a narrative style that wobbled uncertainly between schoolboy fiction and a pseudo-scientific medical paper, Hubbard sought to explain that the human body was occupied by both a thetan and a 'genetic entity', or GE, a sort of low-grade soul located more or less in the centre of the body. To underpin his new science, Hubbard created an entire cosmology, the essence of which was that the true self of an individual was an immortal, omniscient and omnipotent entity called a 'thetan'. In existence before the beginning of time, thetans picked up and discarded millions of bodies over trillions of years.

('The genetic entity apparently enters the protoplasm line some two days or a week prior to conception. There is some evidence that the GE is actually double, one entering on the sperm side...') The GE carried on through the evolutionary line, 'usually on the same planet', whereas the thetan only came to earth about 35,000 years ago to supervise the development of caveman into homo sapiens. Thus the GE was once 'an anthropoid in the deep forests of forgotten continents or a mollusc seeking to survive on the shore of some lost sea'. The discovery of the GE (Hubbard hailed every fanciful new idea as a 'discovery') 'makes it possible at last to vindicate the theory of evolution proposed by Darwin'.

Much of the book was devoted to a re-working of evolution, starting with 'an atom, complete with electronic rings' after which came cosmic impact producing a 'photon converter', the first single-cell creature, then seaweed, jellyfish and the clam.

Many engrams, for example, could be traced back to clams. The clam's big problem was that there was a conflict between the hinge that wanted to open and the hinge that wanted to close. It was easy to restimulate the engram caused by the defeat of the weaker hinge, Hubbard pronounced, by asking a pre-clear to imagine a clam on a beach opening and closing its shell very rapidly and at the same time making an opening and closing motion with thumb and forefinger. This gesture, he said, would upset large numbers of people.

'By the way,' he warned, 'your discussion of these incidents with the uninitiated in Scientology can cause havoc. Should you describe the "clam" to some one , you may restimulate it in him to the extent of causing severe jaw pain. Once such victim, after hearing about a clam death, could not use his jaws for three days.'


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Progressing along the genetic time-track, evolution arrived at the sloth, which 'had bad times falling out of trees', the ape and the famous Piltdown Man, which was the cause of a multitude of engrams, ranging from obsessions about biting to family problems. These could be traced back to the fact that 'the Piltdown teeth were enormous and he was quite careless as to whom and what he bit.' Indeed, so careless was the Piltdown Man, Hubbard recorded, that he was sometimes guilty of 'eating one's wife and other somewhat illogical activities.' (Unfortunately for Hubbard, just twelve months after The History of Man was published, the supposed fossil remains of primitive man found in gravel on Piltdown Common in the south of England were exposed as a hoax. The Piltdown Man had never existed.)

The History of Man drifted into pure science fiction when Hubbard came to the point of explaining how thetans moved from body to body. Thetans abandoned bodies earlier than GEs, it appeared. While the GE stayed around to see the body through to death, thetans were obliged to report to a between-lives 'implant station' where they were implanted with a variety of control phases while waiting to pick up another body, sometimes in competition with other disembodied thetans. Hubbard revealed that most implant stations were on Mars, although women occasionally had to report elsewhere in the solar system and there was a 'Martian implant station somewhere in the Pyrenees'.



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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:58 PM
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1. You've convinced me that Tom Cruise is part clam, part Xenu
That explains his "tiff" with Matt Lauer earlier today.
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:01 PM
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2. Part clam, part Xenu, and in his mind, part...


:evilgrin:
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:04 PM
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3. Well, alrighty then!
Sounds good to me. :silly:
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:39 PM
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5. sure why not - i'll buy it
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 10:39 PM by RPM
nothing better to believe in...
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:17 PM
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4. Not nearly as sensical as my relogion
which says that g_d made man out of mud, breathed life into him then pulled out a rib and shaped it into woman. And he did all that in six days (and then got tired so he had to rest)
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:41 PM
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6. You forgot all those animals in that little boat thing, too.
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 10:41 PM by Robeson
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:50 PM
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8. Is there a new rule that we can make fun of people's religion's now?
I thought we were suppossed to try and stick with politics or the occasional funny news item. If we are opening up the myth's people believe then let me know.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:00 PM
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9. Huh? Wha....?
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:05 PM
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10. All week
its been open season on Scientology. To my knowledge I have never met one. To my knowledge they have never instituted a pogrom on Easter yet here it seems perfectly fine to say they are nuttier than people who believe that say....stars predict the future or Mary was a virgin. It just seems rude to me.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:49 PM
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7. You know, clam used to mean something else in the lounge...

now it means scientologist????


my how things change.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:05 PM
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11. Yes, and "roughing up your clam"
didn't refer to assaulting Tom Cruise.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:05 PM
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12. Didnt tom cruise have a BEARD at some point?
:evilgrin:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:09 PM
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13. I believe he did.
I would not want to throw a spear at that man :evilgrin:
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