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Brotherjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:31 PM
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Now is the time on DU when we dance.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:32 PM
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1. Do you want to touch my monkey?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:48 PM
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2. Liebe meine abschminke...
touch him...love him....

I'm happy as a little girl....

FSC
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:54 PM
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3. No time for dancing. But would you like some.....
Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 01:55 PM by CrownPrinceBandar
Champagne?
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Brotherjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:14 PM
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6. Would that ne... "cham-PAG-nye"?
Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 02:19 PM by Brotherjohn
Sometimes I think Christopher Walken is the funniest "castmember" ever on SNL.

On EDIT:
The Continental
Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic
"Eternity" (Jeopardy spoof)
More Cowbell!
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:26 PM
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7. Mr Leonard in the census skit
Census-Taker: Yeah. Well, I just need to fill out this Census form with you. Uh.. how many people live in this residence?

Mr. Leonard:Oh, boy.. good question. I'm bad with numbers.. Maybe 80.

Census-Taker: 80 people live in this apartment?

Mr. Leonard: Seems high, doesn't it? Not 80. How about 4? I don't know.. I'm so bad at guestimating..

Census-Taker: Well, just take your time, and count.

Mr. Leonard: Okay.. there's me.. my wife.. our plants.. we have some candy bars..

Census-Taker: Well, you know, we don't count candy bars or plants..

Mr. Leonard: Well, then, there's just the two of us. Boy, I really overshot with the 80!
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Brotherjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:29 PM
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9. I had never seen that... just read the transcript online. Hilarious! n/t
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 02:27 PM
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8. But of course.....
I had no idea how to spell that out. You did a good job. :thumbsup:
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:54 PM
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4. Has it been a bad monkey
erase message....too nasty ...no sex threads...no sex threads....
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 01:55 PM
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5. Your story has become tiresome.
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