It is so hot...

[texas1928]

The birds have to use oven mitts to get worms out of the ground.

what is yours?

[woofless]

1. Mid 60's, gentle rain, green everywhere,aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[pfitz59]

9. same here!

sweet

[johnnie]

2. It's so hot

My sweat is causing 3rd degree burns.
:shrug:

Edit: I forgot "burns"

[mac56]

3. It's so hot

I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

Thank you! Try the veal! Enjoy Mr. Anka!

[dbt]

4. It's so hot

I'll bet Bill Withers.

:freak:

[XNASA]

5. ...I saw a dog chasing a cat.....

..and both of them were walking.

[Bridget Burke]

6. (Not to get all serious on you)....

June, at least according to the Specialty Tea Institute, is National Iced Tea Month.

Unfortunately, that's about the only thirst-quenching thing going for a month that's been so dry only a flood insurer could love it.

Indeed, with no more rain this month — and chances are close to nil for at least the next several days — Houston would set a record for the driest June since annual data collection began in 1889.

www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/topstory/3235731

And the heat seems to have started early....

[texas1928]

7. AW MAN you had to go and get serious.

AW MAN

[texas1928]

8. It is so hot...

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

[salin]

10. can fry an egg on the car hood

read that in a mystery novel - don't remember who wrote it (and my paraphrase no doubt doesn't do it justice) - just didn't want to claim it as my own.