Agador, where are my Pirin tablets?

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[ihaveaquestion]

1. "You're a genius!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. "I know."

Love that movie.

[matcom]

3. "ITS THE SHOES!!"

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

4. "That sarcastic and contemptuous tone that means...

...you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman."

"You're not a woman."

"Oh, you bastard!"

[matcom]

5. "I never knew John Wayne walked like that!"

:rofl:

[Texasgal]

6. "FOSSE, FOSSE, FOSSE"

MARTHA RAY, MARTHA RAY....

But I keep it all inside.

[flvegan]

7. Do you fear my Guatemalan heat?

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. My Hwatemalanness!

[terrya]

13. Hank Azaria looked damn fine in "The Birdcage"

They had him in skimpy shorts and outfits, which worked for me.

[terrya]

8. "Chewing gum helps me think"

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum."

I love "The Birdcage". And if you have a hankering to see Gene Hackman in drag, this is the movie for you. :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. That movie is the inspiration behind my cat Coleman's name.

[blue neen]

16. Is that Coleman or Goldman?

Love that movie!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Cole D'Isle Le Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man,

where Armand's chateau is...
:D

[El Fuego]

11. It's Guatemalan peasant soup!

I just made it up.

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Fuck the shrimp!!!!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

15. It IS an entree!

[AFSCME girl]

14. "See how nice I'm gonna put it for you......"

I love Hank Azaria in this movie! I'll have to watch it when I get home from work tonight! :popcorn:

[Samurai_Writer]

18. Some great quotes from one of my FAVE movies!

Albert: You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military!

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Armand: Oh, God. And I thought, "what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and see what those straight guys are raving about."

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Senator Kevin Keeley: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just too, too . . .
Louise Keeley: Dark.
Senator Kevin Keeley: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark too.

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Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!

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Albert: Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?

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Albert: My mother always said, "Live on Fisher Island, get buried in Palm Beach. That way, you'll have the best of Florida."

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Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?

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Armand: What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. "You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."

:rofl:

[AFSCME girl]

20. Awesome!, Thanks RadFemFL!

:hi: