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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:18 AM Original message |
Tell me something you've heard about Hillary from your anonymous source |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. she's a Lousy tipper |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
2. My source told me |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:21 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Damn, that's one really sharp mind |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:27 AM Response to Reply #3 |
14. Thats right...don't cross her! |
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Democrat 4 Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:24 AM Response to Reply #2 |
8. My source tells me her IQ is higher than the combined total of the repug |
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tk2kewl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
4. My source tells me she is under attack by the vast right-wing |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
5. HITLERy KKKlintOON murdered Vince Foster!!!1 |
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norml (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:12 PM Response to Reply #5 |
34. Vince Foster was a LESBIAN! |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
6. She wants Rachael Ray to be the White House chef |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
7. Hillary Clinton can bench press over 650 pounds. |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
9. My source told me that she shies away from this recipe... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
10. Hillary was the walrus |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:26 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. I heard she was the eggman |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
11. Hillary slept with Jack Kennedy |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:29 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. I heard she said to Bill: "I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was..... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
13. Hoffa is buried in Hillary's yard |
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WhollyHeretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
15. Hillary Shot JR |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:30 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I heard she also shot the sheriff but she did not shoot the deputy |
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WhollyHeretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I heard that Chelsea was the one who shot the deputy |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
18. "Some people say" she is keeping the embryonic Baby Jesus in a freezer |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
19. She can open PBR's with the back of her knee |
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ucmike (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
21. hillary turned cats and dogs against each other |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
22. Hillary can high jump over 7 feet |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. She shouldn't be running for president, she should be in the NBA |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Actually that is true |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
24. Remember when Pete Salinger thought a missile took out that airliner... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
25. I heard she lets her cats kill songbirds |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
26. She's a Scientologist |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
27. Hillary is bootylicious. |
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WhollyHeretic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
29. She assassinated Archduke Ferdinand |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
30. Hillary has perfected the "Figure 4" as well as her own "Diamond Cutter" |
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Eagle_Eye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
31. She has a Swedish bank account with Billions in it |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
32. Don't forget the "Condom Tree" |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
33. I have a sneaky suspicion that most of the "anonymous" sources |
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Lannes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
35. She is a master ninja |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:26 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Some Fact About Hillary: |
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norml (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
36. Nominated. Also she killed the Kennedys, because she wants to be... |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
38. She mixes whites with colors when doing her laundry. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
39. Actually a robot powered by a super-genius lab mouse named, The Brain. |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
40. I hear she flew both of those planes into the Twin Towers. |
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Tyrone Slothrop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
41. I heard she makes Bill use a live rattlesnake for a condom n/t |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
42. now i don't know if it's true, but i heard..,. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
43. She's so mean she once shot a man for snoring too loud. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:12 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Also, she shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
45. Climbed Mt. Everest in the 1950s. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:20 PM Response to Original message |
46. When they crucified Christ |
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Goldeneye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
47. Bill forced her to get a tatoo on her back |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
48. I hear she has a date this weekend with the guy who... |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
49. She eats babies. Two, sometimes three every week |
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mark414 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
50. she kicks puppies |
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IChing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
51. She leaves the lid up after using the toilet. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
52. She wears white after labor day! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
53. she drinks the blood of children to retain eternal youth |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
54. She once gave it to Rush Limbaugh with a foot long strap-on... |
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iconoclastNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
55. She's really Bill in drag. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
56. Hillary singlehandedly caused the extinction of the dinosaurs |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
57. I heard she whupped O'Reilly in armwrestling |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
58. Limbaugh once saw her step into a flying saucer. |
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CrownPrinceBandar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
59. She invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends........ |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-22-05 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
60. She's really a robot. |
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