If you were taken by a UFO and anal probed by Aliens.....who did you vote.

[Wetzelbill]

for John Kerry or George Bush.

Who did you vote for Kerry or Bush:

If you have had sex with a blood relative?

If you have ever gone blind from drinking homemade alcohol?

If you have ever been a guest on the Jerry Springer Show?

If you have ever committed corporate fraud?

If you go to church every Sunday than spend the rest of the week screwing people over?

If you have lustful thoughts about farm animals?

Oh, I could do more, but my dad is trying to have a conversation with me and he thinks I'm paying attention. So I better at least do more than nod back at him.

[giant_robot]

1. Don't blame me!

I voted for Kodos! </Homer>

[autorank]

2. Wetzelbill, I like your attitude. Your generation is our hope...

...and I'm sure your father is proud of you!

[Wetzelbill]

3. if I'm the future.........

:)

No, honestly thank you.

[autorank]

4. Rokken (LOL) ... the future with a sense of humor...go for it.