I think all the Lounge-bashers need to be slapped silly

[JVS]

I'm sick of the insinuations that discourse in the lounge is of lesser value than some other fora on this board! (I'm looking in particular at the flamepits known as GD and it's bastard child of a thousand maniacs GD: seasonal warfare zone) Just because the lounge is where people go to have a good time and we happen to know how to remove the broomsticks from our collective asses does not mean that it is somehow less credible, intelligent, or worthwhile. Long live the lounge!

[elshiva]

1. THANKS!

:toast:
On edit: GD often has little sense of humor. Once one of the posters in GD told me to "grow up" cos I posted a silly poll. Well live a little, my gum!

[progmom]

2. thank you JVS

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Bravo, Bravo

:woohoo:

:yourock:

[uppityperson]

4. Go rant Go!

exactly

[Zuni]

5. right on!

I think that the Lounge is great

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Yeah me too!! Long live the Lounge!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Right on!

:applause:

[MidwestMomma]

8. One day all that will be left is the lounge

The rest will be smoldering ashes of acid discourse.

(Or something like that :) )

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. Long live the kitty cats! Long live the yaks!! Long live the

word association!! Long live all the DU Lounge!!

[JohnKleeb]

10. Oh my god, stupid fools

GD is such a hell hole.

[jeff30997]

11. Vive le Lounge !

:applause: :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[JVS]

87. Oui!

[name not needed]

12. Damn straight

Time to taser some of those pricks.

[Lannes]

13. I used to post in GD more regularly

But the same people who bitch about the right not being compassionate will pile on anyone to the right of Chomsky.Ive read things about other posters the way freepers talk about the left just because they disagree with their tin foil opinions.Its easier than actually presenting evidence to counter an opposing viewpoint.

[DS1]

14. I think those that think lounge bashers that bash the lounge with good

reason should be bashed. Because if the lounge were to actually look at some of the shit that the lounge spews onto the latest threads page, the lounge would realize the lounge was the biggest collection of bullshit on the face of the earth, and if the lounge had any sense, the lounge would realize that the lounge should be shuffled off to a specific group that newcomers would actually have to actively find instead of being amoung the top 5 forums. I also think that lounge basher bashers should STFU, and recognize a collective load of shit when they see it.

But that's just me. Sometimes I think the unoriginal unfunny lame pathetic excuses at humor attemped by some extremely unfunny people should never be made publicly available.

Again, that's just me.

[JVS]

15. You didn't finish your first sentence. What do you think?

I declare your post lame, until it has been corrected. A verb is missing somewhere

[elshiva]

16. Yes, but this is one of the few fora that don't think that I am bastard,

so it's ok...
edited for grammar

[DS1]

17. Furthermore, the lounge is like a never ended episode of the Letterman

Show. Aahhh cough aaaah cough eeeeeee

auuugh cough ha hah ahhaha hahhahaha

Tits


aaaaa cough aaaaaaa couhh

ok lets roll tape

roll tape

aaaahh cough aaaa coough

and then comes the copycats

cough aaaa cough aaaaa
ccough aaaaa
I'm A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER I DID IT BACKWARDS!!!!
HAAAAAAAA
:eyes:

/end :rant:

[DS1]

18. Would you like a Slurpee?

It's free.

[progmom]

20. maybe something a little stronger?

[DS1]

24. You want a Tequila twist with that?

:pals:

[progmom]

27. yesh pleez

:hi:

[JVS]

19. So why do you love the lounge enough to be a lounge regular?

[DS1]

21. Because unlike John F Kerry, I believe that actively working against

shit, and speaking against lounge garbage might actually get somewhere, instead of floating a meaningless letter around.

[progmom]

25. well as long as it's something really important to fight for

[JVS]

26. Your cause is doomed!

[DS1]

30. Doomed? Maybe.

To what?

[JVS]

32. It will fail. There is no over-coming the silly side of the lounge

[DS1]

39. To a point that's true

There are some people here with imaginations, and some people here just craving attention. If we could filter the two, we'd have a nice place

A Ark, and B Ark.

[JVS]

80. Perhaps a well maintained ignore list would help

That way you can put those who are not funny on the ignore list

[progmom]

34. doomed to repeat itself

like groundhog day on a continuous loop.

am i right or am i right?

[elshiva]

23. But you are a very funny fellow and are part of the lounge, DS1.

[DS1]

28. Which is why I get so irrationally upset when I see

I'm a lark
I'm a dart
I'm a fart
hhaha he said fart
I'm a yark
He yarked
and on and on and on and on

did I mention on?

[progmom]

29. oh. those.

yes.
yes.
:eyes:

[DS1]

31. those oh

[DS1]

33. oh hose

[DS1]

35. yo pose

[progmom]

36. deez hoes

[Jara sang]

38. Eat at Joes

[DS1]

37. HAAAA! I'M A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!!

HAAAAAAA LAUGH!!!!

GET IT?????

GET IT???

I'M SO FUCKING FUNAAAY!!!!

[Jara sang]

40. How drole...

:eyes:

[DS1]

42. Spell it right, my droll eye rolling friend

:eyes:

[Jara sang]

46. en francais

:eyes: Parlez-vous?

[progmom]

43. smoke a bowl

[DS1]

44. bowl a roll!

[progmom]

45. birth a foal?

[BikeWriter]

50. Poll a mole?

[BikeWriter]

52. Roll a Pole?

[BikeWriter]

48. Roll a troll.

[progmom]

49. score a goal

[DS1]

53. score a goal, bang a gong

[DS1]

54. bang a mom

}(

[progmom]

56. hey now!

;)

[progmom]

55. which has to be followed by

"get it on"

[progmom]

41. got it

...i think?

[graywarrior]

22. If I didn't have the lounge to come to,

I'd be being banned for life from a number of bars.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

47. When I was in high school (many years ago), the nerds

all went to eat at the cafeteria and then spent the rest of the lunch break in the library. The cool kids went across the street to eat lunch at the diner, and then spent the rest of lunch break out in the diner parking lot smoking cigs.
Draw your own conclusions.

[progmom]

51. are we the nerds or the cool kids?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

57. I cant tell

[elshiva]

58. Does it matter?

[progmom]

59. not at all

i was just trying to figure out what was being said.

[JohnKleeb]

60. Of course not

cool is relative and if youre a nerd, people want you for the questions on last night's homework, story of my life in history.

[elshiva]

62. Yes it is relative. Also when you graduate high school those

categories are not as present.

[JohnKleeb]

65. well high school has a lot of shades of gray to it ive learned

[elshiva]

68. True, true.

[JohnKleeb]

70. like an all A student can be a good athlete

etc and from all the movies make it out to be, popular people aint htat bad.

[elshiva]

71. Yep, a lot of popular people were sweet and left me

well along. A blessing because most of the people who talked to me were jerks. So, ha, I'm ugly, I heard it five times today now get on with it. Thank God High School is over...

[JohnKleeb]

73. You know if someone calls you ugly

You should stand up for yourself, I am not advocating violence but maybe a hey why dont you go fuck yourself may do the trick if someone is calling you ugly.

[elshiva]

74. Thanks, but I do not do a good Cheney impersonation.

;)

[JohnKleeb]

75. I had forgotten Cheney said that

Just dont let them say it, like make a remark back, like why do you think youre hot shit.

[elshiva]

76. I Don't curse. Sorry, always taught to take it and not talk back.

[JohnKleeb]

77. Take it and not talk back?

Thats why people get away with bullying.

[elshiva]

79. Well I DO Deserve it anyway, dear. Mental illness....

[JohnKleeb]

81. I have a mental illness as well and I sure dont think I deserved shit

[elshiva]

82. Sorry, hon. You must have different one they I do.

I am pyschotic and rather stupid, but people at the Lounge are nice enough to call me "naive."

[tinfoilinfor2005]

63. Lounge is very cool. No flame wars. Just music and cherry cokes

and cigs out in the parking lot. :)

[JohnKleeb]

67. what about making drugs in the chemistry lab and blaming it on freshmen

[progmom]

86. see...i was always the geek

which i actually think is kinda cool. so...you know... :shrug:

[graywarrior]

61. Could you repeat the question?

[elshiva]

64. HA!

[norml]

66. A waste of good bandwidth serving a self congratulatory clique.

Your silly trivial copycat threads annoy me! There's serious political work to be done, and you spend your time here? You are a waste of good bandwidth! Who really cares if Rimpled Dumplestine played better lead guitar than Dimpled Rumpledorf? What does it matter if Bubette Bumperboobs was a better actress in The Long Boring Movie, than Penelopium Pillpopper? The Lounge is nothing but a shallow den of denial! It is one big fat chocolate eclair of escapism. Damn you, you lazy Lounge lizards! Damn you for lingering here! Damn you all!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

69. chocolate eclairs...mmmmmmmmmmm

hungry now! let me go check that fridge...

[qnr]

72. Look, I come to DU to get information, or engage in friendly banter

with like minded individuals. I read LBN, GD, etc., but I don't see the point of wasting time debating here, when I could be debating with conservatives. If certain groups think less of me because of that, so what? I think it's foolish to be preaching to the choir.

[brainshrub]

78. Amen! Being a Lounge mod is great.

I bet the other forum mods are jealous, but they won't admit it.

If you ever get an opportunity to be a mod, jump on it! It makes you realize how wonderful 99.99 of the DUers are.

[JVS]

83. Sounds like a good idea. Maybe soon, depending on workload

I'd be jealous too. We have less fighting here than elsewhere. Then again you gotta be on sex-thread patrol

[enigmatic]

84. I couldn't do it

Maybe in the Lounge, but in GD? I'd end up banning half the people there inside of a week!

But I understand what you're saying, though.

[shanti]

85. hey we need some

comic relief sometime! if i had to stay of lbn and gd all the time, i'd go nuts.

[HEyHEY]

88. Based on experience I find the lounge is where the most stable people are

You go to GD and hear shit from all sorts of fucking shitheads and paranoid fuckfaces.

[JVS]

89. I hate paranoid fuckfaces