Short people got no reason to live

[redqueen]

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
Tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people' round here

[progmom]

1. that song makes me laugh every time

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. I'm almost 5'3"... Should I be offended by this song or not?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

3. I'm 5.2 and a half... (YES I count the HALF goddammit!)

I'm not offended... I think it's funny.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. i've got about a 1/4" on you. Maybe *g*

[redqueen]

5. Tall people die earlier anyway.

I think.

:crazy:

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Maybe *l*

[johnnie]

6. LOL

Yeah..that was a great song :eyes:

When it came out it drove me nuts. Being 12 years old and the smallest kid around, I got to hear that song over and over and over and over. It wasn't that it hurt my feelings, I just got sick of telling people to go fuck themselves...lol. But then again, I had heard those jokes for the first 12 years anyway. Hell, I am 40 and still hear them. It amazes me. These days though, if someone cracks on me for my height, I mention how fat, bald, skinny or something they are. Why not?


On edit: The eyroll was sarcasm. The song is pretty funny.