1. A guitar that never gets played. 2. A really good sandwich. 3. A hamper that can accomodate the entire wardrobe in a pinch. 4. Enough money to pay the bills and go out a few times a week. 5. Slippers. 6. Neuroses. 7. A friendship with the opposite sex which engenders no romantic interest on either side. 8. A taste for exotic foods. 9. A constitution for crappy foods. 10. Three incredible books/albums to go along with no bad ones.
1. At least one good pair of jeans that hug his ass. 2. Good taste in music. 3. Candles. 4. Clean sheets. 5. A pet. 6. Tools and the ability to use them correctly. 7. A good weed connection. 8. The ability and ambition to do his own laundry. 9. The ability to hold his liquor. 10. A tongue. :evilgrin:
1a. A car that's faster than it has any need to be. 1b. A car that is far better off road than on road. 1c. A car he has wanted since childhood. 1d. A car he loves to work on/wash/wax on weekends. 1e. A car that makes kids yell "Cool car, Mister!" when he drives by.
And the wisdom and great good fortune to be happy with his choice of the above, because none of them will get him a girl.
1. silly hats 2. strong hands 3. warm heart 4. copy of LOTR 5. copy of Blood on the Tracks 6. brains 7. great sense of humor 8. copy of the I Ching 9. Eno 10. black leather jacket ( only one on the list husband does not have)
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