Why Is Matcom So Enamored with Catwoman

[matcom]

[underpants]

1. Because he got over his peanut allergies

:bounce:

[matcom]

3. and COOL WHIP!

err ummmm or so i *think* so

[GOPisEvil]

8. Whipped cream...get the real stuff! It's CATWOMAN!

She deserves it! :D

[CatWoman]

10. You sluts!!!!!!!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

2. It's a M.A.T.C.O.M. thing...

...except for ZW...they're related, and that's just ooky.

[blm]

4. Because she posted a naked pic, and her boobs were

HUMONGOUS!

[CatWoman]

9. ROFL

Mat got me into soooooooooooooo much trouble with that pic!!!

[matcom]

16. MOI????

care to repost?

:P

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Humungeous mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[blm]

17. You really should repost that pic.

Think of the newbies. The legend must live on.

[VelmaD]

5. Genetic disorder...

he can't help it. Well, he could. But he's unwilling to try the experimental cure made from ground up rhino testicles.

[patdem]

6. I tried it...trust me it does not work....

APHRODISIAC

I must concede I have never imbibed in

that most portended potent aphrodisiac -

the tusk from that species soon to surcease


The Black Rhino.


Perhaps there is some malleable male hormone

that may assist a heretofore impotent potentate

reach some level of expected excitation

or maybe the male's mind's malleable -

Perhaps it's the power of the thought that

in his hands "stands”

the result of extinguishing the existence

of an entire species specific

of the creator’s creation.

Nosiest

[Forkboy]

7. That makes two of us!

:)

[CatWoman]

11. awwwww, Forkboy

:D

:hi:

[GregW]

12. Just remember how well endowed he is!

[GOPisEvil]

13. The hat and my package make their triumphant return!

[GregW]

14. Not so fast, little one ...

[GOPisEvil]

15. Dammit! Shrinkage!!!

x(

[DS1]

18. He wants to take her for a ride in his bling-mobile

[matcom]

19. LOOKIE

we are SHINEY!!!

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

20. DAMMIT

I missed the jacking!