What's your favorite toilet paper? What's your least favorite

[JVS]

I like quilted Northern. I fucking hate Scott tissue. I'd rather use newspaper than Scott. How about you?

[Maddy McCall]

1. I go economical and easily digestible for the septic tank.

Quilted Northern is a good way to have to have the roto-rooter man out twice a year.

I buy Dollar General Brand's big roll TP.

[JVS]

3. The apartment manager can worry about that. I'm wiping in style!

[Floogeldy]

2. I usually buy Northern. Sometimes Cottonelle.

But when all else fails, you can go in the backyard with the pressure hose, or use an old T-shirt. Worst case scenario, paper towels.

OUCH!

B-)

[Maestro]

4. I think my wife buys really soft quilted Charmin.

I hate the crap we have at work. It is like sandpaper on my ass.

[JVS]

5. I bet the higher-ups have good paper. You must avenge this insult...

to your posterior!

[Floogeldy]

6. Oh, sure!

How do you think the toilet paper feels?

You're always thinking of yourself. Yea, FUCK THE TREES.

B-)

[RPM]

7. I knew a guy who effed the trees one night...

A combination of potent weed and Mickey's big mouths...

It was fun teh next day to tell him whate he had done the night before :evilgrin:

[WhollyHeretic]

8. Pictures of George Bush

that or quilted northern

[DS1]

9. I just shit on useless threads

:shrug: