It's my last day at my job...I'm hungover and bored shitless...

[dolo amber]

Somebody do the chicken dance or something, lest I fall asleep right here at my desk and drool on myself... :( :boring:

edit for random capitalization. I suddenly have the urge to burn some steak tartare. :tinfoilhat:

Further edit because I can't spell 'tartare'. :tinfoilhat:

[sundog]

1. .

:hide:

[dolo amber]

2. Put a blonde wig on that pic and he'd look

disturbingly similar to Stuart Smalley. :D :rofl:

(As opposed to just disturbing, which is how he usually looks. :P)

[sundog]

5. .

[Magrittes Pipe]

He looks sorta like CStheT in that picture.

:cry:

[sundog]

6. the truth is now revealed

[BikeWriter]

3. You, uh, burn, err, steak tartare?

*Taking notes...*

[edbermac]

4. Put some spray cans in the company microwave...

See what happens...:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

9. Ooooh!

I could get into a case of compressed air and huff some...no, wait...dammit, they *just* made that illegal in Wisconsin today.

I can't seem to find a link to back this up, even though I heard it on the news this morning. You'll just have to take my word for it. :P

[JimmyJazz]

7. bawk - bawk - bawk - bawk! bawk- bawk - bawk- bawk!

[dolo amber]

10. Brava!!

:applause: :D

[JimmyJazz]

13. Thank you! Thank you! I here through Friday.

That's today - and then I'm outta here!

[hfojvt]

8. sleeping at work is cool

what are they gonna do? Fire you?

[dolo amber]

11. An excellent point, to be sure

:D

The only problem is, my boss likes to call approximately every 9.3 seconds, then takes 15 minutes to stammer his way into basically saying "what's goin' on". That would interrupt my sleep and make me even more ornery than I already am. :mad:

[hfojvt]

27. start calling him every 8 seconds

to find out what's going on.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. .

[XNASA]

14. How about some baseball?

[dolo amber]

19. That makes my brain penis hurt

x(

[chickenscratching]

15. this might help keep you awake

or maybe this:

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

20. Pictures of Hasselhoff buggering a poor wee dog

angry up the blood. :grr:

[purr]

16. Chicken dance!! lol

My mom was trying to teach my 2 yr old how to do the chicken dance for my cousins wedding.. I fell off the chair laughing so hard :)

[dolo amber]

21. I lived in Cincinnati for many years...

Those people probably do it at funerals. :eyes:

[GirlinContempt]

17. I'm just gonna link to this

not worksafe. Or DU safe. http://www.dagoweb.net/dago/dago_wake_up.html

[dolo amber]

22. ...

:wow: :rofl:

(There is noone at work but me. ;))

[GirlinContempt]

25. haha

I'm glad you.... found it amusing? Hehe

[redqueen]

18. Ever heard of yiffy furry art?

SO much I really didn't need to know.

:o

[dolo amber]

23. Oh. Dear. Me.

:o

[AwakeAtLast]

24. Here ya go.

http://pbskids.org/boohbah/bubbles.html

No need to thank me. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I read that as "bored shirtless"