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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:32 PM
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Aggie Jokes
Since this is "Bedlam Weekend" in Oklahoma(OU plays OSU, ABC 2:30 CST), I thought I would post a few jokes for some of my aggie brethren.


Two Aggies were driving down to Stillwater for the football game Saturday.

The first Aggie said, "This is such a long drive...we need to think up a game to play to pass the time away."

The second Ag agreed and he suggested one of them think up a word and the other one could ask up to ten questions to try to guess the word.

The first Aggie thought for a minute and decided on the word "MULEDICK".

He told the other Aggie to start guessing.

The second Aggie asked, "Can you eat it?"

The first Aggie, said "Well...I guess you can, but it wouldn't taste very good."

The second Aggie said...."Is it "muledick?"




An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer.

When he went to the taxidermist,
he was asked if he wanted them mounted.

"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."




GO SOOOOOOOOOOOONERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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