The Perfect Halloween Gift -- Secret Spells Barbie

[RebelOne]

This was posted on a group list I below to. Check it out and read the comments.
Too funny.


Subject: The Perfect Halloween Gift


http://www.webdesk.com/secret-spells-barbie/
http://www.yamaha-rd.com/forum/topic-3237.html

With Secret Spells Barbie, the latest Wiccan-flavoured mutation of
the pneumatic blonde dingbat, you too can be an ordinary schoolgirl
by day who transforms at night into a magical enchantress, brewing
real potions and chanting "Merry meet and merry part; Bright the
cheeks and warm the heart".

Add some heavy goth eyeliner and orgasmic wolf howls and it is a
sure-fire way of causing consternation and spiritual constipation
amongst Christian parents.

I can't wait to add it to my collection, which includes Spirit of
the Earth Barbie, Starlight Fairy Barbie, PMS Barbie and Barbie
Loves Spongebob Squarepants, and look forward to the day when Mattel
brings out Balding Impotent Middle-Aged Beer-Belly Ken.