Joke: The war will end soon

[Nederland]

Subject: U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES

The pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES FIGHTING UNIT (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,Missouri, Arkansas,Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, and Michigan boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

[underpants]

1. Hey hey hey no Virginia rednecks???

Virginia rednecks made this country what it is!!!

[Kraklen]

2. Where's the Hell's Angels?

They single handedly won Vietnam. Their country needs their gorilla fighting skills one more time.

[GOPBasher]

3. What?? Where's South Carolina????

:shrug:

[Moderator]

4. Lock

Broadbrush group attack