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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:38 AM
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Two Pump Chump
AKA Charles Shaw(???).

Chances are that a great number of you already know what I'm talking about: cheap and forgettable people. Men, to be exact. I discovered the phenomenon while I was still an unexperienced youth and though it is a rather shitty predicament, it is also quite easy to overcome, surprisingly enough.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:40 AM
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1. I have no idea what you are talking about
Will you enlighten me?
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:42 AM
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3. well...
Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 02:42 AM by mark414
it is just a measly copycat...http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3453151

BUT

think sex...one pump...two pump...OH SHIT!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:45 AM
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5. Oh hell
I've never had that problem. I've always been able to hang in there for at least five pumps.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:41 AM
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2. Hey don't I know you???
at least the experience sounds familiar!
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:43 AM
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4. maybe in the past...
Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 02:46 AM by mark414
but no more!!! i have moved from chump to champ!!!

ps im drnunk
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 02:49 AM
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6. That's the problem with drunk men...
they all think they're the champ!
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