it's the... REVENGE OF THE UGLY SHOES THREAD

[sundog]

:bounce:

post em here beautiful people

ALMOST SOLD OUT!!!!


is it a baseball? is it a shoe? should i hit it with a bat???

:bounce:

[jeff30997]

1. Baaaarf !

:puke:

[Radio_Lady]

73. I think they're kind of cute. I know a Detroit fan who might wear them...

then again, maybe not.

They would be fun for the 4th of July -- go with my other red, white and blue stuff.

[Patiod]

129. I really like them

but then again, I have a baseball-bracelet

http://www.tugmcgraw.com/The45YGBBracelet.html

Sundog, I'm embarrassed to ask this, but where did you find those shoes to post?


I really want a pair

[sasquatch]

2. That is red state, rundown trailer, meth head, tacky!

EOM

[AlCzervik]

3. Red rubber nose sold separately

[sundog]

4. bwhahahahaaaaa

:rofl:

[elshiva]

6. "BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT!"

[tigereye]

88. y'now I like shoes like that

but I am not the typical female shoe maven. ( no offense intended, I like boots and "sensible" flat shoes. ;)

[Skittles]

5. DON'T GET ME STARTED

[sundog]

8. ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Skittles]

13. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Skittles]

17. *SHUDDER* WTF??

NO MAS COLORS POR FAVOR:

[sundog]

33. weapon? or shoe?

you decide :rofl:

[Skittles]

it looks like it has a WHITE GRENADE on it

OMG don't get me started on UGLY SHOES

OMG I am getting my UGLY SHOES MIXED UP :o

[sundog]

44. for that *special* occasion

:rofl:

[sundog]

18. ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Skittles]

34. OMG!

BWAAAHAHAAAAHAA OMG sundog you outdid yourself

[Debbi801]

95. The scary thing is my 12 yr old thinks these are cool!

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Don't make me go gladiator on your ass!

You too can have these shoes for the low, low price of..... $375.95!
More here:
http://couture.zappos.com/n/p/dp/4844788/c/33435.html

[sundog]

11. wtf? wtf? wtf????

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Rainbow Brite wants her shoes back

[sundog]

20. can't. breathe.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Why are you posting a picture of a loaf of bread?

This is a shoe thread. :wtf:

[sundog]

26. i STAB you with my loaf of bread

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

:rofl:

*snort*

[Hepburn]

22. Holy shit...EXPENSIVE UGLY!!!!!!! n/t

[Patiod]

132. excuse me, those are practically required for Quaker Meeting

Those and those Israeli sandels that I can never get the name of (Tevya? Tekya? Teva?)

As my S.O. half-jokingly says "bunch of filthy hippies...."

[sundog]

9. doc marten jumps the shark!!!!

[AlCzervik]

15. My eyes! Creeist those are hideous.

[fleabert]

30. shoot me.

I like those.

[sundog]

68. BANG BANG you're

[fleabert]

71. now that one is U G L Y...

it ain't got no alibi....it's ugly!

[tigereye]

89. see I like those

:shrug:

[sundog]

92. take THAT tigereye!

*POW*

[tigereye]

94. no no and no

I'm not a frilly shoe kind of woman. I like those kicking ass sensible shoes and boots. ( whispers... I used to wear earth shoes back in the day.)

[sundog]

96. i'm going postal on yo ass

[tigereye]

103. aiiieeeeeee!

runs screaming!

I was trying to buy sandals yesterday, for me and my son. I found a nice pair of Tevas for him. But all the woman's sandals looked like that! ACK!

[Jade Fox]

10. Do those come in a backless version?

That's the only way they could be any uglier. :o

[tridim]

12. There's a gold mine on google images..

[sundog]

14. look at the stars... look how they shine for you... and it was all yellow

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I have no caption for these.....

:scared:

[sundog]

25. nononono

:rofl:

[tigereye]

90. eh

you just hate flats. Philistine.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. ..... just let me put on some running shoes....

[sundog]

31. snarf

[Hepburn]

32. Holy Shit...

...now those are UGLY shoes!!

[Zuni]

42. wha?

:wtf:

[FuzzySlippers]

24. These have everything you could want in an ugly shoe.

[FuzzySlippers]

27. Every conceivable color of ugly shoe!!!

[sundog]

37. er...umm...

broken link :spank:

[deadparrot]

28. my contribution...

[sundog]

36. it's fucking sunrise!!!

:bounce:

[sundog]

35. a touch of class

[FuzzySlippers]

38. You could make these at home.

Just wrap some strips af aluminum foil around a pair of plain black pumps.

[sundog]

43. fuck

i have snot running down my nose :rofl:

[NoSheep]

115. Oh naw, man. I can't believe anyone who loved them enough to

cronicle their life in pictures would ever want to get rid of them!!!:D

[Zuni]

39. free broom with every pair!

[sundog]

41. bwhahahaha

:rofl:

[Zuni]

40. the socks too

[Hepburn]

45. Just in time fo the 4th of July!!!!

[sundog]

46. stop

i'm crying :rofl:

[Skittles]

48. I AM WITH YOU

OMG I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Yeehaw! Ride 'em cowboy

Maybe you want pay your two friends a visit while wearing those? ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Or these...

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. No! These! Wear these!

[sundog]

56. just one more buckle pleeeaase

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Buckles? I'll give you buckles!

[sundog]

i'll give you MORE buckles

[sundog]

81. there's no place like home, there's no place like home

[tigereye]

91. uh I like those too!

(hides.)

[sundog]

93. and THAT

*BAM*

[tigereye]

106. I hate heels too

I like those thigh high flat leather boots though



only 400 bucks! ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

57. It's Sasquatch"s foot!!!

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

60. What the fuck??????

My dog....it is a sheepdog shoe!?!?!?!? :rofl:

[crispini]

84. Isn't that a Llasa Apso?

Sure looks like it. Although it'd be damn weird putting your foot in a dog. :rofl:

[sundog]

86. it's the Lisa Apso collection... now THESE are great...

they just need one moree velcro strip :thumbsup:

[tjwmason]

122. Oi you. My little sister has a pair of those.

I really ought to defend her honour - but actually I think that they are grotesque. :puke:

[sundog]

51. ahhhhabwhahahah

can't. breathe.

[Zuni]

49. have a fetish for tastelessness?

[Zuni]

53. this shoe is so sexy, it looks like a theraputic leg brace

[sundog]

54. do not wear while intoxicated

[Zuni]

55. when "fuck me' boots no longer match

[sundog]

58. or you're in a rush

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

61. A "stunning" shoe and sock combination.....

[sundog]

62. pink much?

[Hepburn]

63. Ugly shoes and matching purse.....

[sundog]

65. wtf????

:wtf:

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

66. Ummmmm...do you prefer these???

[gordontron]

74. thats no purse

its an old Macintosh laptop, right around the age that the G3 was being brought online


*runs out embarassed to be looking at shoes*

[redqueen]

85. Hi gordontron!

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

Love your sig line...

[NoSheep]

116. Hey, Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Hand]

134. It's the Mosh Girl combo! nt

[sundog]

64. how do you ladies put your foot in something like this?

[radwriter0555]

133. Strangely, pointy toes are more comfortable than roundy toes.. I can't

explain why. They're also MUCH more fashionable than roundy toes.

You can tell americans from european by their shoes.

Americans wear sports shoes, by and large, and Europeans "DRESS" nicely all the time and their shoes are always well cared for.

A pointy toed shoe looks MUCH nicer with a well cut pair of trousers.

[sundog]

67. ALOHA!

[Hepburn]

69. Shit, I think you could get a nose bleed wearing these:

[sundog]

70. i scoff at your nosebleed

i remain submurged... like a fucking deranged fish...

[Hepburn]

76. I think we can get these in YOUR size....

[sundog]

87. i CUT you!

a mere $247.95

[deadparrot]

72. Don't quite know what to say about these babies...

[sundog]

75. fucking prada is on crack

[Hepburn]

79. Aaaaaaaaaaaack..........

.those are HORRIBLE!!!

But....then there is always a coffee table and tons of coordinated shoes!

[bertha katzenengel]

99. how'd you get a photo of Imelda's shrine?

:bounce:

[sundog]

100. that THAT bertha!

:P

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

102. Dude, do you want me to break both ankles?

:scared:

[sundog]

105. well, at least break your ankles in style

[bertha katzenengel]

107. Okay. Did you ever see "Ghost?" Remember the scene where

Whoopi went with Patrick to the bank? And how she was (for her) all dolled up?

Do you remember how she walked when they were walking down the street?

THAT is how I walk in heels. It is hilarious for viewers and terrifying for me.

But those red shoes are, um, red. :7

[deadparrot]

77. Another one,

because I'm an insomniac...

[sundog]

78. nooooooo

:cry:

:rofl:

[NoSheep]

117. oooooof.

:puke:

[montana_hazeleyes]

80. OMG!!

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen! LOLOLOLOL:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

82. One man's ugly is another man's.....oh, I don't know.

[sundog]

83. one man's loafer is another woman's

:wtf:

[redqueen]

97. This is the best lounge thread in I don't know HOW long

[sundog]

98. ahhhh!!! someone raided bozo's closet!!!

[redqueen]

101. Disco shoes?

[sundog]

108. electro SHOCK... when shoes become dangerous...

comes with free rubber mace:

[Hepburn]

104. I am STILL LMBO on this thread.

I laughed so hard last night when reading and posting in this thread I had tears in my eyes. And this AM when I looked at it again, I went into more fits of laughter.

This is one of the best threads I have seen on DU!! Thanks for starting this!

And just for you.....see how I flipped over this thread:

[sundog]

110. back to HELL you creature of the night

comes with free lifetime supply of scotch guard:

[Hepburn]

120. OMG........

...I have to see the kilt that would go with those things!!!!

:hide:

[asthmaticeog]

109. I actually have a pair of these:

Wearing 'em right now, in fact. They were a gift from which I initially recoiled a bit, but they've rather grown on me. Ugly can be good!

[sundog]

112. pfft... my vigottis kick your shoes' nuts

:P

[Debbi801]

111. Everybody say "roar."

[sundog]

113. everybody say meow

[arwalden]

114. I Don't Think You're Really Gay...

How can you be gay and NOT like those shoes? I think they're a hoot!

[sundog]

118. i received a pm from dolo amber...

she's reporting me to the Gay Council :scared:

doesn't spending 3 hours browsing women's pumps on-line count for anything? :cry:

here... have some icing with your shoes...

[Hepburn]

121. LMBO............

:applause: :woohoo: :headbang:

[redqueen]

119. They're hand- painted!

[Hepburn]

123. Umm....shoes that need a pedicure???

Wow...are these strange!!!!!!

:shrug:

[Hepburn]

124. Delete ...a repeat...sorry

[Hepburn]

125. Delete

[FuzzySlippers]

126. For that barefoot in the park look even on city streets.

[Hepburn]

127. Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!

:puke:

[Hepburn]

128. How about some SHOE FURNITURE??

Wonder if you have to encase yourself in panty hose to sit on those chairs???

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

130. I wore these at a job interview last week.

They haven't called me yet.

[redqueen]

131. Stylin...