Any thoughts on my shopping list?

[The Lone Liberal]

Where do you pick up things like one dozen “eye of a newt,” or 2 oz of wormwood, three dried bat wings and 4 ounces of toad sweat. They had security escort me out the door and ask me not come back when I inquired at the local A&P. Does anyone know if you can substitute for any of these items?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Take out your own eye, bottle your own sweat, cut off your arm...

..um, are you right or left handed? Cut off the one that makes the least difference. Re wormwood, try to find some absinthe.

I had heard that security usually escorts you out the door when you visit the grocery store.

:shrug:

[solinvictus]

2. Well...

I used to be able to get such items here at a vendor, but he folded up shop. I have wormwood, sandalwood, myrhh, frankinscense, and other stuff here for raw materials.

[kimchi]

3. Try toe of vole, 3 dried cat turds, and 4 ounces slug slime.

Much easier to get those supplies-just send the cat out one night to fetch them for you.