The Gratuitous Spaceballs-Quoting Thread

Chichiri

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:28 PM
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The Gratuitous Spaceballs-Quoting Thread

Nice dissolve.

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MrSlayer

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:29 PM
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1. He's an asshole sir. Major Asshole.

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:29 PM
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3. How many Assholes we got on this ship?

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sakabatou

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:50 PM
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7. Holy Sh*t! I'm sorrounded by Assholes!

:: shunk :: Keep firing, Assholes!

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Maven

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:29 PM
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2. Whatsamatter Colonel Sanders?

CHICKEN?

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tcfrogs

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:35 PM
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4. Dark Helmet: Before you die there...

...is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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Chichiri

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:39 PM
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5. You have the ring.

And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

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kedrys

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:49 PM
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6. She's a bass!

:rofl: Good thread idea!

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sakabatou

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:51 PM
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8. Sir, it's Megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow.

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sakabatou

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Mon Jun-13-05 06:53 PM
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9. Please, please, I'm just plain Yogurt!

"Moichendising, moichendising."
"Spaceballs the lunchbox, spaceballs the breakfast cereal... SPACEBALLS THE FLAMETHROWER! :: fwoosh :: The kids love 'em. And lastly, spaceballs the doll.
"May the scwatz be with you!"

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MrSlayer

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Mon Jun-13-05 07:31 PM
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10. That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage.

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Initech

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Mon Jun-13-05 07:39 PM
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11. Sir, are we being too literal?

No you fool we're just following orders! We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it!

Have you guys found anything?

Not a thing sir!

Have you guys found anything?

Nothing yet!

How about you guys?

We aint found shit!

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Jun-13-05 07:41 PM
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12. I HATE YOGURT!!!!! (nt)

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Jun-13-05 07:41 PM
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13. Another: "Perri-Air" in a can. (nt)

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HawkerHurricane

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:02 PM
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14. "What's that coming from it's nose?"

"Spaceballs!"
"Shit. There goes the planet."

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tnliberaldemocrat

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:18 PM
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15. No, no, no, no, please! Not that!

YES, THAT.

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tnliberaldemocrat

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:20 PM
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16. Or else what? Tell 'em Vinnie.

Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 08:21 PM by tnliberaldemocrat

Or else pizza is gonna send out for you.

I used to have the entire script for this movie memorized. Probably still do if I sat and thought about it.

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TheMightyFavog

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:36 PM
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17. Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!

My fave line.

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Initech

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:38 PM
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18. What have I done? My brains are going into my feet!

Is everybody good? Then why dont we all take a five minute break! Smoke if you got 'em!

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aeolian

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Mon Jun-13-05 08:41 PM
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19. When will then be now? Soon.

Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 08:41 PM by aeolian

How soon?

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