Place your final bets on Tom Cruise: Gay or no

[StopTheMorans]

alright, I can't really claim that this will be the final thread, but vote anyway:

[terrya]

1. He is NOT gay, dammit!

Am I the lone voice in the wilderness? He's straight...hetero...he likes the ladies, dammit! It's just he can't sustain relationships with women for very long. :-)

[Zuni]

2. I thought we settled on that he is a furry or something

[StopTheMorans]

4. what is the "or something"?

:shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

3. you're just saying that because you don't want him associated with

the gay community. then again, as a straight man, i can understand that :D

[terrya]

6. After Roy Cohn and J. Edgar Hoover, we'll pass on Tom, thanks.

Two closeted homophobic gay men are quite enough, thanks.

[jobycom]

Don't forget Jerry Falwell!

Well, it's more likely than Tom, anyway.

[jobycom]

5. No category for it being no one's business?

that would be my vote.

[StopTheMorans]

7. no, this is a poll for Americans, not commies

[jobycom]

8. Damn

How'd you know I was a commie?

[StopTheMorans]

9. easy,only commies think that it is not everyone's right to know the sordid

details of a celebrity's personal life.

[jobycom]

14. I have a fairly serious question, actually, about that

So if Tom is a repressed latent homosexual who denies it to himself and has never (or rarely) acted on it emotionally or physically, is he gay, and if so, is it part of his personal life, since it's not something he's done, but something he has the potential to be?

I'm curious, seriously, what others think.

[StopTheMorans]

15. yes, yes, and yes.

[jobycom]

18. Thanks for playing along, your gift is in the mail

:*

[StopTheMorans]

19. i hope that it's nothing from L. Ron Hubbard

[jobycom]

21. No, we deliver that in person.

[Lavender Brown]

10. Shaddup, Donnie

:eyes: :P

[StopTheMorans]

11. why I oughta!

:spank:

[Lavender Brown]

13. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have exposed your real identity on the web.

:evilfrown:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

12. Not Gay, but why don't you try a poll to see if he's an asshole?

I don't care if he's gay, straight, bi, bi-curious, celibate, a hermaphrodite, a eunuch...

I just wish he'd S.T.F.U.



:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

16. So he licks Nicole Kidman and gets to yell Fuck you at

all of his critics at once.

What part of that isn't my fantasy?

[StopTheMorans]

17. the part where you move out of your parents basement

SNAP!

[jobycom]

20. Shows how much you know

They don't have basements where I live.

[StopTheMorans]

22. i forgot that double wides don't have basements

d'oh!

[jobycom]

23. I ain't that rich.

We share the travel trailer with another family. Saves rent, and I can sleep with someone else's sister instead of mine.