10. "OH! Now I see! You thought we meant Iraq actually had WMDs when all we
meant was they probably would like to have them. That's what we meant when we said they had 'em. and . . . now I see, you thought we were talking literally . . . gee! Wow. Great to get that all straightened up. . . . Now, . . . who's next?"
Rush Limbaugh's Ass. Terrifying. Acres of cellulite in a loose bag. The perfect weapon. The horror.
So we got the Florida DA's office to convince him to "volunteer." He's now circling western Pakistan in a C-130. When we get good ground intel, we're gonna shock and awe Osama with an EIB Bomb.
19. "And I'll tell ya folks, Bill Clinton's guided muscle is aimed at ........
Washington and it's at least as big as a twelve megaton mushroom cloud! We should attack New York rite now, before that thing goes off and glues half of the bibles in AmeriKKKa shut forever!"
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